Comments on: Enter The Muskbox

By: Tom Trebelhorn

Tom Trebelhorn — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:25:22 +0000

“Koyie Hill, a switch-hitter, who is back after suffering a horrific hand injury.”

It’d be much better if he replaced the word “injury” with the word “job”.

THAT’D be a reason to give someone 750k.

By: JackB

JackB — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:05:25 +0000

Let’s hope Zambrano punches Bako in Spring Training. Or Lilly kills him. Either or. If I can’t have Hank White, I want Koyie Hill. He may be right-handed, but at least he knows the fat part of the bat goes up.

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:16:54 +0000

@Lament for another season of crap. - If it makes you feel better, just pretend the "actual sportswriter" was Gordon Wittenmyer, and that Lou or Hendry just likes to fuck with him.

By: Lament for another season of crap.

Lament for another season of crap. — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:15:43 +0000

Kermit,
I’m not talking about inside information.
I’m assuming that our Muskbox was there when an actual sports writer posed this question to Hendry or Lou. This may have been their reply.
The fact that this (signing Gabor over Henry) actually happened is proof that the organization thought this was a good idea.
Lament for another season of crap.

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:02:49 +0000

@Lament for another season of crap. - I'm going to assume that the Muskbox has absolutely no access to any inside information, so let's hope to God she's NOT speaking for the organization.

By: Lament for another season of crap.

Lament for another season of crap. — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:57:06 +0000

Who starts depends on who’s hot?
Carrie, we can bring back Ronnie and set him on fire for you.
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Fontenot is the starting 2nd baseman. < See the period
Miles is the backup for 2nd, SS, and 3rd. He is not starting shit. I don’t have a problem with Miles as the utility infielder, but don’t start talking like he is in a competition with Mikey. That shit ain’t funny, MuskBox.

The answer to the Gabor vs. Henry question is just as absurd.
Sadly, Muskbox may be speaking for the organization on this one.
And that’s the sad part. Let’s throw away a superior catcher because we can overpay a douchbag that strikes out left handed.
This search for lefty hitters is getting stupid.

By: Keith

Keith — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:29:21 +0000

For some reason, the Zell-Ricketts exchange made me think of the Simpsons episode in which Germans take over Homer’s power plant.

“You’ve been safety inspector for five years. What initiatives have you spearheaded?”

“Uh….. all of them?”

By: Black Mark Grace

Black Mark Grace — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:54:37 +0000

And hopefully �elsewhere� is Iowa.

Or Iowa. for short.