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Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “‘We Have Ricketts!’ and Other Unbearable Puns” Edition

Posted by Sweet Uncle Lou on Fri, Jan 23, 2009

Cubs, Lou's Friday Roundup

Well, I guess the big news around here is that someone else is going to be signing my paychecks really soon. And that someone is J. Joe Ricketts. The team is supposedly going to be sold for $900M. That’s $9M for each year this team hasn’t won a World Series, if you’re into doing “math.” Rest assured that HJE is above Ricketts puns. Plus, we can’t think of any more after the Milton Bradley signing. Anyhow, here’s the Roundup.

That’s it for me, gang(bangers). I hear you’re going to have another cold weekend. I’ll think about you when I’m sipping margaritas on the beach and watching two chicks rub coconut oil all over each other’s bodies.

-Sweet Uncle Lou

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7 Comments For This Post

  1. joepa Says:

    New GM -Bill Beri Beri
    New Travelling Secretary -Paul Pallagra
    New Clubhouse Manager -Sal Scurvey

  2. CactusMcHarris Says:

    Jeff Kent – always seems to up his game when his Giants/Dodgers played the Pads.

    The one thing I didn’t like about him? He seemed to face life with a perpetual sense of being fecally impacted and not wanting to get rid of the condition.

  3. CactusMcHarris Says:

    And not having been to Wrigley, is advertising that bad there – it can’t be worse than at Petco, can it? Good Lord, every single space there, including the backsplash of the urinals.

    Personally, I wanted my auger assuaged – is this the forum for that?

  4. Apex Says:

    You’re really good at unbearable puns.

  5. Bad Kermit Says:

    @Apex – Better than being bad at everything, I guess.

  6. CT Says:

    @CactusMcHarris – Wrigley doesn’t even have urinals.

  7. CactusMcHarris Says:

    @CT

    CT – I should have been clearer – what they have at Petco is urinal troughs, otherwise known as Dodger bathtubs.

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