Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “‘We Have Ricketts!’ and Other Unbearable Puns” Edition

Well, I guess the big news around here is that someone else is going to be signing my paychecks really soon. And that someone is J. Joe Ricketts. The team is supposedly going to be sold for $900M. That’s $9M for each year this team hasn’t won a World Series, if you’re into doing “math.” Rest assured that HJE is above Ricketts puns. Plus, we can’t think of any more after the Milton Bradley signing. Anyhow, here’s the Roundup.

That’s it for me, gang(bangers). I hear you’re going to have another cold weekend. I’ll think about you when I’m sipping margaritas on the beach and watching two chicks rub coconut oil all over each other’s bodies.

-Sweet Uncle Lou

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