Well, That Was Fun

Posted by Bad Kermit on Sat, Jan 17, 2009

Success! I’m pretty sure everyone lived through last night’s Shitty O’Kea’s adventure. I’m also pretty sure I owe Chuck about a thousand dollars. Some of the highlights of the event:

I didn’t hug a single dude. Not one. Oleg was the big hugger last night.
John Murray admitted to sending the IGH bracelets to me, and is actually going to donate every last penny of the proceeds he earns this year to The Little Heroes Pediatric Foundation “in the name of Isabela Escobar who continues to fight her battle against cancer.” Though I couldn’t convince him to change the slogan to something less stupid, that’s pretty damn cool. Oh, and I think Murray was trying to play matchmaker for everyone, too, which was nice of him.
TDubbs wanted to beat up some dude in a Lou Brock jersey, but the dude wussed out. Twice.
I only saw four former students.
Yellon walked into the bar with (presumably) his wife, so Thrill, Yeti, and TDubbs all yelled “Al” at the top of their lungs. Yellon looked back over his shoulder, and it looked like he said to his wife, “Just keep on walking.” He proceeded to finish a lap around the bar and leave. I guess you could say he was BANNED from Shitty’s.

Pictures of the night are after the break (thanks to Weebs for taking the pictures).

It happened!

I tried not to get hugged by dudes, but John Murray got me.

Weebs with the artsy fartsy camera angle.

Murray bought us a round of shots of something that wasn’t poison.

Remember when Yeti was homophobic?

Yeti and TDubbs act straight.

I suspect Yeti is actually Redbeard.

Yeti comes up for air between drinks.

Are we all friends now?

Smile, Oleg! You’re making friends!

I told you Oleg was huggy.

That’s better.

Im guessing Oleg just dropped a drink on the floor.

And, we’re full circle. Now Oleg is happy and Murray is pissed.

I think HJE has as many perverts as MySpace.

Nice camera work, Weebs.

There is a lot of beard in this picture.

Thrillho pleads his case to the Huebiter as Butthead looks on.

Weebs must have been drunk.

Yeti and a bonus hot shot of Huey’s nose.

Either Weebs loves Murray or Murray loves cameras.

The Huebiter looks unimpressed.

Nice rack, TDubbs.

I assume TDubbs won the Mr. Awesome competition.

Buttheads appearance sort of looks like a Bigfoot sighting.

TDubbs warns Miss Valerie that there is a small jungle cat on her head.

Why, Oleg? Why?

Oleg grabs my nose for some reason.

Theres nothing annoying about that.

Seriously, dude, I can’t breathe.

Huey is so well-behaved.

Murray looks like he’s playing with fire here.

Jebus, how many pictures of Murray are there?

Murray works on Thrillho and Morpheus with Woo-Woo panhandling for drinks in the background. Dolan commented on Woo-Woo, “Do you think he owns actual pants, or is it just the one pair of uniform pants?”

Irish need not apply.

Jon, Miss Valerie, and Morpheus look on as Thrillho dances a jig.

Thrillho under pressure.

A blurry Thrillho tries not to choke to death.

I assume Weebs wanted to take a picture of the hot blonde.

Can I hide behind this bottle?

Murray got around.

I think TDubbs is about to get a man kiss.

Thick as thieves.

That has to be Yeti’s pasty white arm flipping Thrillho and Murray the bird.

I can see the 80 beers he drank.

TDubbs sticks out his belly button.

The beard? Or Murray?

There’s something so awesome about this picture. Thrillho looks intense.

Weebs charms the ladies.

Weebs charms one of the six women in the bar.

Weebs is obsessed.

I don’t know who that chick is, but I hope Murray used the line, “Hey, baby. It’s gonna happen.”

Holy crap. Where were these two?

Got dayum, Weebs. When the shit did this happen?

I cannot believe this is not a Photoshop.

Dave Otto gets a taste of what Gulliver must have felt like.

Woo! Woo!

Everyone cheers as Oleg hooks up.

What a handsome group.

Dolan, Weebs, Yeti, Dan, me, and John Murray’s friend with the top of Miss Valerie’s head in the foreground.

Killer smile.

Based on pictures alone, Huey had the worst night of his life.