@Keith – I’m jealous of Al Yellon! What a bunch of delusional assholes.

Also, guys, quit “portrating” characters. It’s so immature:

There is no doubt, in any way, that Al Yellon is a much more mature individual, and has a much deeper respect for the Cubs, and more importantly the game of baseball. When do you see Al cruise around the Internet and try to start a grease fire? You don�t, because it doesn�t happen. People that get �banned� or whatever you want to call it more than probably receive that treatment because of the character they portrait.

Al respects the game, because he’d LOVE to see a perfect game thrown against the Cubs. We’re too stoopud to understand baseball, what with these grease fires we’re starting all over the place. Incidentally, aren’t most grease fires accidental?

And, finally, what is another word for “banned” that we might use?