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*Rib bib*. Heh. Kerm, you’re quite the poet.
awwwww so cute!!
Hmmm… http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/12/24/700972/twas-the-night-before-cub
@morpheus – Kill me now. I would like to point out that, once again, mine was up first (6:00 a.m.).
I know, Kerm, I saw it well before Al posted his. For the record, I am now certain that Al is looking to you for his material. Once he has a Photoshop contest, we’ll have our proof.
@morpheus –
What can I say? I’m a boob.
I quit reading after two lines of Al’s because this:
‘Twas the night ‘fore Cub Christmas, and all through the ballpark
Not a creature was stirring, not even DeRo (Mark);
just plain sucks. Kermit (Bad)’s is way better.
Looking forward to the “Twelve Days of Playoffs” sketch tomorrow.
Al’s would have been so much better if after “DeRo” he had a footnote saying “1. Mark”
@Black Mark Grace – That’s a shame you stopped there, because you missed the part toward the bottom when he EXPLAINS WHY HE DIDN’T CHANGE THE DESCRIPTION OF SANTA/HENDRY. Wow.
@Chuck –
Except for los Cubs it would be shortened to Three Days of Postseasons Past
Great minds think alike. You and Al. If you want to start podcasting with him, I’m cool with it.
I just threw up the sash, too. I have got to stop eating so much sash.
Nicely done. Ho ho-larious.
I’m so witty.
At one point, Al’s story had a comment on it that mentioned your work and asked about him calling his work an “annual” thing; he provided a link to last year’s poem, which he did right after the Winter Meetings.
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/12/24/700972/twas-the-night-before-cub
As you can see that comment was taken down. Interesting.