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1. morpheus Says:
   December 24th, 2008 at 7:49 am

   *Rib bib*. Heh. Kerm, you’re quite the poet.

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2. oog Says:
   December 24th, 2008 at 9:24 am

   awwwww so cute!!

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3. morpheus Says:
   December 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am

   Hmmm… http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/12/24/700972/twas-the-night-before-cub

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4. Bad Kermit Says:
   December 24th, 2008 at 10:22 am

   @morpheus – Kill me now. I would like to point out that, once again, mine was up first (6:00 a.m.).

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5. morpheus Says:
   December 24th, 2008 at 11:38 am

   I know, Kerm, I saw it well before Al posted his. For the record, I am now certain that Al is looking to you for his material. Once he has a Photoshop contest, we’ll have our proof.

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6. Al Yellon Says:
   December 24th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

   @morpheus –

   What can I say? I’m a boob.

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7. Black Mark Grace Says:
   December 24th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

   I quit reading after two lines of Al’s because this:

   ‘Twas the night ‘fore Cub Christmas, and all through the ballpark
   Not a creature was stirring, not even DeRo (Mark);

   just plain sucks. Kermit (Bad)’s is way better.

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8. Chuck Says:
   December 24th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

   Looking forward to the “Twelve Days of Playoffs” sketch tomorrow.

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9. Weebs Says:
   December 24th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

   Al’s would have been so much better if after “DeRo” he had a footnote saying “1. Mark”

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10. Bad Kermit Says:
    December 24th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    @Black Mark Grace – That’s a shame you stopped there, because you missed the part toward the bottom when he EXPLAINS WHY HE DIDN’T CHANGE THE DESCRIPTION OF SANTA/HENDRY. Wow.

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11. CactusMcHarris Says:
    December 24th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    @Chuck –

    Except for los Cubs it would be shortened to Three Days of Postseasons Past

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12. Andy Says:
    December 24th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    Great minds think alike. You and Al. If you want to start podcasting with him, I’m cool with it.

    I just threw up the sash, too. I have got to stop eating so much sash.

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13. Ace Says:
    December 25th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Nicely done. Ho ho-larious.

    I’m so witty.

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14. morpheus Says:
    December 26th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    At one point, Al’s story had a comment on it that mentioned your work and asked about him calling his work an “annual” thing; he provided a link to last year’s poem, which he did right after the Winter Meetings.

    http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/12/24/700972/twas-the-night-before-cub

    As you can see that comment was taken down. Interesting.

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