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Yellon Strikes Back

Posted On 19 Dec 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Blogs You Shouldn't Read. .  

17 Responses to “Yellon Strikes Back”

  1. TDubbs says:
    December 19, 2008 at 11:42 am

    BONERTIME

  2. Thrillho says:
    December 19, 2008 at 11:54 am

    I mean, honestly, do the dopes who read my nonsense realize that I have as much access to inside information as they do?

    What about “Deep Goat”?

    You know: the unidentified, and likely non-existent, source for all of Al’s inside dope.

    “Bruce Miles is NOT ‘Deep Goat’. That much, I can tell you.”

    Ooooh! INTRIGUE!!!

  3. Jdot says:
    December 19, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Well done.

  4. flannj says:
    December 19, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    For some reason I pictured CubbieJulie as being much fatter.

  5. cubbiejulie says:
    December 19, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    nope, my weight has been seriously misrepresented over here. also, al and i hate each other.

    that was hilarious, though. as was the one winter meetings preview. okay if i link to that one on my site?

  6. Thrillho says:
    December 19, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    All internet play-acting aside, Julie, BK isn’t actually Al Yellon today.

    You don’t have to ask for permission to link to here.

  7. mister cheezle says:
    December 19, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    If you follow college football, you’ll enjoy this one:
    http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/12/16/dont-worry-it-will-clear-up/

  8. Bad Kermit says:
    December 19, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    @cubbiejulie – Sorry, Julie. You were the only former BCB female with enough name recognition to play the part of “Crying Girl.” And in the spirit of the day, if you post it, please make sure you promptly delete it and ban me from your site.

  9. Bad Kermit says:
    December 19, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    @mister cheezle – I saw that one. Hilarious. This is seriously my favorite internet meme of all time.

  10. Bad Kermit says:
    December 19, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    @cubbiejulie – Julie, the guys at ACB gave me a more appropriate name (kerrysotherwife) to use, so I went ahead and disassociated you from your mortal enemy.

  11. Frasier Crane says:
    December 19, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    This film & the winter meetings film are the best 2 films ever.

  12. Forklift says:
    December 19, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    What can I say?

    RIBULOUS!

  13. cubbiejulie says:
    December 19, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    LOL. Thanks, man. I appreciate it.

    ;)

  14. JoePepitone says:
    December 19, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    In the section translated as “Hell, I don’t even get invited to the bloggers’ luncheons with Jim Hendry”, I distinctly heard the “Yellon” character say, “Stalin”. Possibly a clue that Yellon equates the Cubs’ GM with old Joe? And if so, would that be distaste, hatred, affection, envy or….? Aw, who the hell cares?

    I just liked the idea that Jim Hendry could remind anyone of Joseph Stalin. It seemed truly bizarre. Then again, Yellon also strikes me as pretty bizarre.

  15. TDubbs says:
    December 20, 2008 at 11:10 am

    We’re all LOLing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. CactusMcHarris says:
    December 21, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    And that thought makes me ill with a sugar rush, Mr. Dubbs.

  17. morpheus says:
    December 22, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    Seriously, this might be the best thing I’ve ever seen on this site. Bravo, Mr. Bad Kermit. Bravo.

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