I mean, honestly, do the dopes who read my nonsense realize that I have as much access to inside information as they do?

What about “Deep Goat”?

You know: the unidentified, and likely non-existent, source for all of Al’s inside dope.

“Bruce Miles is NOT ‘Deep Goat’. That much, I can tell you.”

Ooooh! INTRIGUE!!!

For some reason I pictured CubbieJulie as being much fatter.

All internet play-acting aside, Julie, BK isn’t actually Al Yellon today.

You don’t have to ask for permission to link to here.

What can I say?

RIBULOUS!

In the section translated as “Hell, I don’t even get invited to the bloggers’ luncheons with Jim Hendry”, I distinctly heard the “Yellon” character say, “Stalin”. Possibly a clue that Yellon equates the Cubs’ GM with old Joe? And if so, would that be distaste, hatred, affection, envy or….? Aw, who the hell cares?

I just liked the idea that Jim Hendry could remind anyone of Joseph Stalin. It seemed truly bizarre. Then again, Yellon also strikes me as pretty bizarre.

And that thought makes me ill with a sugar rush, Mr. Dubbs.