Oh, Al Yellon. You’re such a predictably insecure nitwit. It boggles the mind and boils the blood that anyone in their right minds would ever value your opinion about the Cubs or, for that matter, anything else that isn’t either a hair growth product or a thinly-sliced piece of bologna. Why the sudden ire for a blog I’ve read probably a total of twelve times in my left? Well, here is some backstory for you.
I received a couple of e-mails today informing me that the Winter Meetings Preview video was making the e-mail rounds. Since I know you regulars don’t actually read the articles here, I was curious to see who might have picked up and passed on the video.
In investigating the matter, I noticed that I was getting a modest amount of traffic from four different links all originating at Bleed Cubbie Blue. Interested, I followed the links.
The first one? Broken. 404 page. Must have been a mistake.
The second one? Broken. 404 page. Hmm.
Third one? Same deal. Maybe Al needs to hire a tech guy. Also, some interesting writers who aren’t completely self-absorbed.
The fourth was actually a “good” link, if there is such a link that points to BCB. The link WAS “http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/12/18/696822/will-everyone-who-wants-th” (maybe time to consider shortening those hyperlinks, Al), which is the start one of the lines from the Winter Meetings video.
Someone on BCB had posted a link to the video. The first couple of comments mentioned that a similar link had been posted the previous day and had been promptly removed. I can second that, as the THREE previous links which had gone up netted a total of only eight hits. Considering the number of simpletons who eat up the dreck at that site, that was a scant few. That means the links must have been taken down almost immediately. This post had been up for somewhat longer, presumably because Al was taking a carefully-timed shit in order to ensure that the Cubs have success in 2009.
Conversation turned to why Al might have taken down the original links. Initially, I suspected that Al had been upset that I had used his image in the video without his permission. But maybe that’s not the case. Click to enlarge the below image to see how the conversation (briefly) went.

Not ten minutes later, the link was gone, and I received this message.

I didn’t even get a nice explanation like, “Considering the context of your comment, I know that banning you is the absolute pinnacle of sweet irony, but I cannot tolerate dissonance on my site, especially not from you, since we’re now doing humor (LOL! Bravo!)! Besides, I can’t have links to your site driving traffic away from my vast PORTFOLIO OF PICTURES OF UNION WORKERS BUILDING A HOCKEY RINK! Some people might consider it CRAZY to have five posts in three days about the building of a hockey rink, especially on a baseball blog. Or on a hockey blog. Or on an engineering blog. But not me! Maybe you’re just mad about my completely ‘original’ (wink) idea to start a list of bad Cubs players! Or perhaps you’re upset that you didn’t have the idea to pathetically pander to people who run good sites that don’t make everyone’s eyes bleed!”
Christ, all those links were just on the first PAGE of that eyesore of a site. In “honor” of Al, we’re going to celebrate Bleed Jimmy Essian Day arond here tomorrow. We’re going to have a brand-new guest blogger who goes by the moniker “Aldolf” doing most of the work around here. Stay tuned!

Heil
Al
There are articles??? Where?
Welcome to the club.
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Did you see The Cub Reporter the other day? Apparently Joe Aiello was their first choice but turned it down, which sealed the “Bleed Cubbie Blue: The Cubs Blog for the SB Nation Created by Al Yellon” fate we now live in.
I hear that Eva Braun made really good bologna sandwiches.
I am absolutely amazed at this douchecannon. I guess he can ban you so quickly because HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.
@Black Mark Grace – Holy shit, this means I was *this* close to being, uh, CubbieJulie, I guess.
Who wants to go to a college with the same name as a toothpaste?
@Keith – Good old AquaFresh University. Go, Gingivites!
Who read’s HJE for the articles? I read HJE for the pictures.
Bad Kermit, As far as this rivalry you and Dolan seem to feel you have with me is concerned, you may do whatever you want to at your site, or Dolan’s or Joe Aiello’s or IvyChat or wherever Gaius Marius wound up (but what’s past is past) or Another Cubs Blog whatever “other Cubs site” you choose.
But BCB and I are taking the high road. And, when it comes to my own site, I will simply not tolerate my readers reading such nonsense.
Now, I’m not going to ban anyone unless they get really out of line. At the same time, I will not let BCB degenerate into an out-of-control “message board”.
This is why I have my community guidelines, which set clear rules for both myself and my readers to follow:
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/special/community
As loathe as I am to do so, however, the underhandedness of certain visitors (who sneak their way into BCB like drones, under all sorts of pretexts) has forced me to implement more severe measures to help my site remain the best Cubs site on the internet.
I recently took it upon myself to amend my community guidelines to allow me to bend the rules when I personally judge someone as “not belonging”:
It’s simple: above and beyond any silly “rivalries” or “differences of opinion”, my primary concern at BCB is to protect my readers from being upset. Thus, if I judge you to be a rabble-rousing troublemaker, you will be dealt with swiftly.
There will be no bargaining with you, but only the hard: either-or. Either you respect me and my site, or you leave.
I will not shy away from making such decisions for the good of my site. And there is one thing we must never forget: the majority can never replace the man.
This is not up for debate and this is not up for a vote; no decisions are made by the majority vote, but only by responsible persons
I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of SBNation: by defending myself against such intruders, I am fighting for the work of the site. And, unfortunate though it may be, the man who is fighting for his own site cannot have much left for the community.
The right of personal freedom recedes before the duty to preserve BCB. One movement for one goal.
Oh… and, Keith: Colgate may not have been the best school, but it was the right school.
@Al Yellon – Que an email…
Someone ban this Al Yellon guy. He upsets me, and any good blog’s “primary concern” should be to protect the readership from being upset.
@Al Yellon –
If this is really you, Al Yellon, well then fuck you.
If it’s not, then, well done.
Mein Yellon!
I can walk!
@TDubbs -
The real Al Yellon would not be posting at 2:40 am.
Holy shit, that Yellon post is probably the finest piece of satire I have ever read.
@Bad Kermit –
It really is. I mostly thought it was him. Were he to ever have the stones to acknowlegde you, I’d say that would seem like a spot-on response.
Awww. I wanna be banned too!
That can be easily arranged, Jdot.
Bwahahahahahaha
Kermit, I first heard about HJE from Len Casper during a broadcast. I think HJE is great & I always read it. Your site has a great balance of praise & criticism but most importantly this site is very funny. I wouldn’t even know who Al Yellon was if not for this site. Thanks for all your posts. I gratelt appreciate them.
You’d think someone possessing a PHD in psychology would be able to correctly spell out play-by-play guy’s last name.
Guys i do believe that you are referencing me. I go by the name bardusk87, or i did atleast on the BCB website. My buddy sent me a link to that hitler video, and i posted it on BCB. I got a email from AL saying it was highly offensive that i posted something related to hitler. ( I guess its because he is a jew and all.)He said that anything related to hitler is never funny. He also told me that if i posted anything like that again i would be banned. After reading this website…I will never go back to BCB.
@Papa B – Welcome aboard, man! Thanks for trying to post it over there. I’m sure Al would have taken it down even it it wasn’t about Hitler, since it’s from this site. Links to HJE have been posted there before and have been immediately removed. The guy has even banned people before they even post at BCB just for reading HJE and Desipio. Yellon gives Cubs fans (hell, even bloggers in general) a VERY bad name.
@Papa B –
Did he make you promise to not reprint his e-mail reply to you?
@Mike D. –
Actually he forgot to make me promise to not reprint that. I just deleted the email in total disgust after reading it. Wheres the freedom of speech buddy? In no way was that film offensive to Jews, but whatever. It should of been appreciated in the fact that it took a very good foreign film and adapated it to the hillarious irony of the Chicago Cubs.
That site is a total joke. All the bloggers on that site have unconditional man-love for Al…sorta like how John Madden blows bret favre. On that website, you have to contiunely watch what you say. You have to make sure you are not hurting anyone’s feelings, or man-love for shitty cub players like Nifi Perez. Meanwhile you have to agree to everything Al says, especially when it comes to the Cubs signing free agents.
I never did post anything offensive, but i was totally offended by his email and actions. He can have his mindless zombies overthere at BCB. I’m Done!
I was pushed towards BCB by a guy that I talk ot a bit on the CBS boards, (but it was only for the gameday match ups, which he didnt tell me until 2 weeks into it, because the site is fucking worthless), but it was a win because he also showed hje and desipio. I’m pissed because my old lady is a recent Cubs and baseball convert, and last year her cousins wedding was at the Shed and lo and behold, we ened up at Kiity O’Sheas til 230 and closed a white trash Sox dive a couple of blocks away (maybe some of you know it, they keep all the beer stacked in the bar in card board containers til it goes into the cooler. Huge shit hole)I digress. We were both happy and pissed when we read hje and learned the cubs convo was at the Hilton, but also that the tix were sold out. Can on eof you degens ask Hendry how the Trib cant afford Kerry one more year? And to hurry up the fuckin hot stove
BTW, the jaeger bombs at Kittys are goddamned right downed expensive, Chicago or not
@Mike D. -
Ok. Out of site out of mind as they say. Many people made the same mistake. I’ll edit netter in the future. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=len+casper&aq=f&oq=
So your point is …. other people misspell it too?
Oh and also …. site? netter? I look forward to search results showing that, in fact, other morans also do the same thing.
@Bad Kermit – Making us bloggers look worse than we already do is some pretty tough sledding.
Shouldn’t that be Bleed Jimmie Essian Day?
@ChuckDickens – Yes. Damnit.
Are you doing jaeger bombs now?
One more thing, and then I’m done with Aldolf. His comment that anything related to Hitler isn’t funny is so dismissive and obnoxious. Perhaps The Onion’s finest hour was their first issue after 9-11. Just because something is connected to a sensitive subject doesn’t mean it’s categorically unfunny. If he wasn’t such a short-sighted troll, he’d understand that.
As a cardinal fan, i like reading the other teams in the division blogs. I have to say bcb is one of the worst for having more bull shit on its pages the any of the other blogs. To say he doesn’t want a out of control message board, r u kidin me? I should say i am talking about the sbnation blogs. For the most part i find that they are over sensitive and fall into the super leftism of not trying to in any way offend any one. People need to get a life. If you can’t find humor in that you need to step back and look at your life. Just because someone/something is evil we should never talk about it? I am sure most of the people in here have seen the family guy with osama bin laden trying to make a tape, and has the rubber chicken and big glasses on, and then stewie comes in and kick ass ala naked gun style? They other day i got hammered for interjecting a congress bill on a anything goes page. Yeah i see the rule about and understand it, but why have a page for the day set up that way?
In the end it comes from some guy or group that gets a little bit of power over something and it goes to there head(s). Heil!
@elirock – Well said. I guess Al has little man’s syndrome from knowing that he was SB Nation’s SECOND CHOICE for running BCB.