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Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Maddux” Edition

Posted by Sweet Uncle Lou on Fri, Dec 12, 2008

Lou's Friday Roundup

There aren’t a whole lot of things you can say about Greg Maddux which Kermit didn’t already say. But this Roundup is going to be dedicated to the Ph.D. of pitchers, anyhow. Thanks for all of the memories, Greg. Here’s the Roundup:

That’s all for me, wieners. Try not to do anything embarrassing this weekend.

-Sweet Uncle Lou

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14 Comments For This Post

  1. Irish Yeti Says:

    Leave Oleg out of this!

  2. PenFoe Says:

    I think Glendon was actually already in Colorado.
    But Marquis still sucks.

  3. Bad Kermit Says:

    @PenFoe – I thought he went there last year, but I was too lazy to look it up. He was also with the Padres.

  4. CactusMcHarris Says:

    Hey SUL,

    As an less-than-avid Milton Bradley (hey, any ex-Padre…) I was interested in the news above, but it must be suffering from stinky linky – all I get is ‘Page Error’.

    A good Round Up, by the way. I always thought that Fuck Face was a nice way of addressing someone you haven’t known for long.

  5. morpheus Says:

    @Anonymous – Wait a minute, Lou.

    There are people FIGHTING over Jerry Hairston, Jr.? This is just like that time two dudes got into a bar fight over Maggie Gyllenhaal. No, wait. That never happened.

    What are you talking about? Maggie G. is HAWT!

  6. Bad Kermit Says:

    @CactusMcHarris – Thanks, man. Should be working now.

  7. Jarritos Says:

    what in gods holy graces is going on in that fight?

  8. BBM Says:

    Someone tell Billy Ripken Al Yellon has the famous bat.

  9. TDubbs Says:

    That fight makes me giggle

  10. Jiraiya Says:

    -=gags=-

    Thanks Morpheus. Nothing like some dry heaves to get my day going.

  11. Fork Says:

    BALLROOM DANCING! And bewbies.

  12. Shawn Estes Says:

    I need a job. Since you guys didn’t trade for Peavy, are there any openings?

  13. CactusMcHarris Says:

    Originally Posted By Jiraiya-=gags=-

    Thanks Morpheus. Nothing like some dry heaves to get my day going.

    Wait until you see her brother Jake in the same outfit – that will really get your guts roiling.

  14. Ryan Beariot Says:

    joey gathright? for serious?

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