• TDubbs

    @Irish Yeti

    Yeppers

  • Donna

    Convenience fee my ass!! My thoughts exactly….Was hoping he would go off when he found no Woods…lol

  • http://AOL Amy W.

    Way to go Kerm, Hysterical..you really know how to get people talking! lol

  • Manny

    Dude
    That was great

  • packy

    All you needed at the very end was a little something like, “at least they finally picked up a person with my mild manor, go Milton, I’ve got a couple of his games.”

  • Vince

    Funny, but anachronistic. The real Hitler would’ve been ranting about Jimmie Wilson running this team into the ground. But Charlie Grimm’s back in charge – can he turn things around? Is that all it takes to bring back the glory days of the 30s? He complained then about how they couldn’t win the big one – not since his artist days – but at least they were always contending. Last year’s season was over as soon as it started. An opening day win, and then they drop 13 straight! They showed some promise by the end of the season, but do they have what it takes? Can Peanuts make up for the loss of Dim Dom, and what’s with all of these miniature leftfielders, anyways? Derringer’s washed up, so why are they talking about making him a regular starter again? Just what we need: more innings from a guy nearing 40. Etc.

    The irony of it all is that it was next year, but poor Adolf would never find out that his boys were on their way to the pennant.

  • http://hirejimessian.com Bad Kermit

    @Vince – Now THAT’S how you comment. Awesome.

  • geopoliticus monk

    This is absolutely brilliant.

  • George Hook

    Why, just yesterday I posted a comment that Adolf Hitler would have been a better relief pitcher than Mel Rojas. Glad to see the concept is catching on ….

  • Kathryn Wilson

    Wow, can’t believe there is someone else who thinks the way I do. E 1 acts like Jim Hendry is some kind of F—g genius, I think he is an idiot!! They got rid of all the good players, and kept someone like Zambrano and Soriano, then they go and pay some psycho $30 mil. Go Figure!! The Cubs are going nowhere this year, and I will be rooting for Cleveland!!

  • Sean K

    Love to hear what Hitler has to say about Milton Bradley — although they both have the same temper,….

  • Irish Yeti

    Originally Posted By Kathryn WilsonWow, can’t believe there is someone else who thinks the way I do. E 1 acts like Jim Hendry is some kind of F—g genius, I think he is an idiot!! They got rid of all the good players, and kept someone like Zambrano and Soriano, then they go and pay some psycho $30 mil. Go Figure!! The Cubs are going nowhere this year, and I will be rooting for Cleveland!!

    Huh? DT20??

  • jibro165

    This is funny…plain and simple.

    Now if only Soriano wouldn’t do his best Corey Patterson impression in the playoffs. Last pitch of the NLDS? Slider in the dirt.

  • Shirley Disch

    AWESOME!

  • Tyler Janese

    PLEASE jibro165!!!! i dont want to have to relive the horror!! lol

  • Hugh G Rection

    As Rod Blagojevich would say, “THATS F*CKING GOLDEN” !!!

  • tim

    this is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen. Cubs fans are total douche bags. Get a fucking life you losers.

  • tim’s brother

    Originally Posted By timthis is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen. Cubs fans are total douche bags. Get a fucking life you losers.

    What does that say about a douche bag who comments that people are “douche bags”? A bigger douche bag.

  • Gunnar

    This was great. I just saw it. I sent it to my Cub Buds and they loved it too. It is too bad it is so true.

  • chicago BoB

    Hey tim or is it Timethia? If you had any brains, you would have rated the video higher, but you are probably too busy sniffing your dog’s ass!!!
    LOSER

  • Indiana Mike

    Just had this sent to me in Florida. It was f…… unbelievable! Thanks much from a diehard fan.

  • cubbieblue

    ditto!!

    Originally Posted By Pubic Enemy

    Originally Posted By Jim S
    maybe if the cub fans showed as much passion (instead of just being beer and wine swilling yuppies) the cubs would have a team worthy of being Division, League and World Champions

    Yeah, because every Cubs’ fan is a passionless yuppie.

    And, you know, the fans are the people out on the field.

    Dumbass.

  • GlenAllenHill

    BADKERMIT, you gotta get this to work again!! It’s freikin hilarious but it doesn’t work anymore. Youtube probably deleted that specific video. Upload it again please!

  • http://hirejimessian.com Bad Kermit

    @GlenAllenHill – Thanks for the heads-up, man. I embedded the YouTube version for now.