VORPGASM!!!

Where’s Crazy Milton?

I assume that Hendry will end up signing the Crab Juice.

I voted for Dunn but I’d like to see none. Dunn Has the best bat but the worst feet & glove he belongs in the AL. Abreu is too old & the Yankees & Phillies haven’t won a ring with him. Ibanez is sticking with the M’s. So really I think Milton Bradley for a year is the best known option but he’ll want more years. Any Cubans out there? Here is an absolute crazy thought: Barry Bonds. It’d cost only the MLB minimum.But Barry’s an a-hole. However I want to win dammit

Voted Dunn, didn’t like it. I don’t want any of these schmucks.

I actually think (and BP agrees) that Abreu is going to be pretty solid for another 2-3 years. I’ll take 20 HR, 90 RBI, a high OBP and 25 steals over anybody else mentioned any day.

Also, he’d be adequate in RF, which the other three (incl. Bradley) most assuredly would not.

Casey Blake? Delmon Young?

Bill Murray?

Bonds can’t play LF anymore, let alone RF. Abreu is the only FA option that makes sense from both a lineup and defensive perspective.

Originally Posted By Frasier Craneok forget the ring. The Phillies got a lot better after he left going to the playoffs twice & winning the World Series this year. This was crazy but the more I think of it Barry Bonds for the MLB minimum makes great sense. Can always dump him later.@Bad Kermit -

Actually, they got WORSE first, and choked down the stretch several times. In 2006 (without Abreu), Philapdelphia finished second, but 12.0 games behind the Mets. In contrast, the 2005 Phillies (with Abreu) were 2.0 games behind NL East winner Atlanta. Philapdelphia got better starting pitching and had Ryan Howard in 2007 and 2008. Losing ABreu hurt them; don’t delude yourself with gritty thinking.