Hire Jim Essian

Two of them at center ice. Contact me via the e-mail address in the sidebar ASAP if you're interested. ... Read More

Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it? Because the Cubs just signed Aaron Miles? What does this mean? Well, I'm guessing The Pulse is getting shipped out of town, meaning that Jake Peavy trade isn't as dead as Kevin Towers was pretending it was. If Jim Hendry manages to trade Jason Marquis, land Peavy, and sign Milton ... Read More

The Colorado Rockies are talking seriously with the Cubs about a deal that would send Jason Marquis to the Rockies and Luis Vizcaino to the Cubs. I'll give you a minute to wipe the coffee off your monitor. Ready? Let's move on. Vizcaino is not good, and he's a drunk. What does he have going ... Read More

If anyone is still looking for Winter Classic tickets for face value (plus Tickets.com fees), let me know via the e-mail address in the sidebar as soon as possible. I have two at center ice (i.e., right behind home plate). I'll even have Sweet Uncle Lou sign the ticket stubs, or something. ... Read More

It's that time of year again. The time we give thanks for all of the things we hold dear in our lives and paint eggs to sacrifice to the Great Pumpkin so he doesn't eat our firstborn sons. And some people decide to make resolutions that they uphold from January 1st until January 6th. You know, things ... Read More

After signing all available free agents this offseason, the New York Yankees made a surprise move Sunday and signed Hire Jim Essian to a 10-year, $220M deal. As part of the deal, HJE will abandon its support for the rehiring of former Cubs interim manager Jim Essian, and support the rehiring of former Yankee manager Stump Merrill. Los Angeles Angels ... Read More

Christmas is the time of year we give thanks for all that we have, right? Or something like that. Well, thanks for reading for the last two-ish years (or less). Sometimes I forget how much I like you guys when I'm telling you how much I hate you all. Merry Christmas, you jerks. Be safe, stay warm, ... Read More

Merry Christmas, fools. ... Read More

As you might know, Jim Essian needs tickets for the Winter Classic, the hottest ticket in town. Tickets.com is opening up a new block of tickets TODAY AT NOON. If you can find it in your cold, dead hearts to try to get at least a pair of tickets for Skip (you can order up to four), I'll ... Read More

And to all a new Muskbag. It's tough coming up with content during the offseason, particularly when the only thing to talk about in regards to the Hot Stove is whether it would be cheaper to sign Mark Teixeira or build your own Mark Teixeira cyborg. If you try, make sure you don't monkey around by programming a ... Read More