Comments on: A Bunch of Bad Players Have Invaded the Muskbag

By: Frasier Crane

Frasier Crane — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:04:17 +0000

Teahen’s average slipped 30 points from its 2007 level — to .255 — but he still banged 15 homers and had 59 RBIs this past season. He has played left field, right field, third base and first base, so his versatility is valued.

Why trade Marshall for this shitty outfielder when you could sign just as useless and maybe more productive Jacque Jones for the MLB minimum?

Adam Dunn strikes out a lot and walks a lot too & would hit 50hr in Wrigley. He’s the the 29 year old free agent the Cubs need not 35 year old Abreu

By: Frasier Crane

Frasier Crane — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:16:00 +0000

Unless the Cubs get an All-Star they should NEVER TRADE 6’7″ SEAN MARSHALL. In 2010 he will be the best 5th starter in baseball & Marquis will be in Japan. Use S.M. in the bullpen in 2009. The outfielder from the Royals sucks!

By: StPatrick

StPatrick — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:06:49 +0000

NSBB will soon report on the availability of AdamVORPDunnenstein.

By: Derrick

Derrick — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:32:23 +0000

“Black Mark Grace” = hilarious.

I’m so glad that I’m not the only person that hates Carrie Muskat’s face. HJE is going to get me through another offseason…

By: RV

RV — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:00:00 +0000

That time machine I borrowed from Carlos Mencia is working wonders for my joke telling abilities.

By: Keith

Keith — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:48:26 +0000

@Bad Kermit - You cheeky bastard, you.

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:32:24 +0000

Oh, wait. I see why I put it there. I had to say something snarky about Marquis when she first mentioned Peavy, so I took the opportunity when she mentioned him again. I apologize for nothing!

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:29:05 +0000

@Keith - I have no idea why that ended up there. Well, I have an idea, but it forces me to admit that I'm an idiot. I'll fix it. Thanks. @Black Mark Grace - No, we have small watermelons out here.

By: Black Mark Grace

Black Mark Grace — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:24:54 +0000

“He�s pitching in Venezuela this winter and has gone 1-2 with a 7.45 ERA in six sarts. The Cubs would definitely like to have the lefty back.”

/my head a splode

“watermelon-sized human being”

So, Kerm, am I to believe that your son would be Stewie Griffin?

By: Keith

Keith — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:24:36 +0000

“I am hoping beyond hope that the Cubs get Peavy for many reasons, but the biggest reason is so that Carrie has to eat a big shitburger for all the �no way are they getting Peavy AND Dempster� nonsense she�s been spouting.”

Is it just me, or is this a complete non-sequitor related to what Musky was talking about? Alfonso Soriano and Manny Ramirez are not amused.

Or maybe I’m just a tool. We could go with that.