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The Bachelor Diaries: Night One

Posted by Bad Kermit on Thu, Nov 20, 2008

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November 20, 2008: Well, it’s finally happened. J-Kerm has abandoned me to spend Thanksgiving with her family out of state. I am left for the next nine days to my own foibles. Abandoned with my own thoughts. Anything can happen. Perhaps Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci will try to break into my house. Perhaps I’ll figure out if you can eat enough frozen pizza to go completely blind. Perhaps I’ll finally finish Dead Space. Hopefully, you will be entertained, as I spend the next nine days descending slowly into a feral state. Will I run out of underwear? Possibly? Will I starve to death? No, I’ve been preparing for that contingency. Will I be able to complete my beeramid before I die? Possibly. But I do know one thing. I will keep you posted as to what happens when one man is left to his own devices.

5 Comments For This Post

  1. Weebs Says:

    I just checked the Weather Channel. It appears there’s a massive vortex heading for Naperville as we speak.

  2. al Says:

    Party at Kerm’ s house! Hopefully this doesn’t happen sometime over the next few days

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7SuY3T_U6c

  3. Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler Says:

    @al – Hopefully it DOESN’T happen?

  4. al Says:

    MGRW your right. Its going to happen. Heck BK maybe like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcCxc5ZAX80 right now for all we know

  5. StPatrick Says:

    What’s the big deal? I live like that all the time. Beware, Kerm: after a few days, any ambition you had to complete the beeramid will dissipate. The cans will just pile up on the unused stove.

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