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Four More Years of Whoopee Cushions and Joy Buzzers

Posted On 18 Nov 2008 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Transactions. Tags: Jake Peavy, Kerry Wood, Ryan Dempster.

Do the one about walking seven guys in Game One. Hilarious! It looks like the Cubs and Ryan Dempster have agreed to a four-year, $52-million deal. To recap the offseason so far:

Jake Peavy–Not Yet a Cub
Kerry Wood–Not a Cub
Ryan Dempster–A Cub

Steve Buechele’s Blond Mullet

hey but at least the get two draft picks for wood and we have four years more of bielecki suckage.

*twirls finger*
StPatrick

Blame Canada!
trueblue

Is the picture on the cubs.com homepage actually him?
Reggie Miller

That picture suggests that The Dumpster is less sure of his orientation than Carrot Top.

Ryan, your partner will probably appreciate the fist over a rubber chicken…
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/john_donovan/09/29/saturday.races/p1.piniella.jpg al

dont forget harry caray impersonations!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7CX1Ne4nQ
Jeff Harris

I always thought that the picture had ghey overtones, but what a fellow wants to do with his rubber chicken is his own business, I reckon.

He’s going to continue to be a good regular season pitcher, no? You still might want to go after Peavy or Sabathia – Peavy’s wasted in San Diego, where there’s going to be another fire sale.
CactusMcHarris

But isn’t the AC-DC shirt kind of anti-ghey?
Steve Buechele’s Blond Mullet

Originally Posted By CactusMcHarrisBut isn’t the AC-DC shirt kind of anti-ghey?

uh it’s certainly pederastey ghey
CactusMcHarris

Originally Posted By Steve Buechele’s Blond Mullet

Originally Posted By CactusMcHarrisBut isn’t the AC-DC shirt kind of anti-ghey?

uh it’s certainly pederastey ghey

But not catamitey ghey? That’s good to know.
http://thefreedomdispatch.wordpress.com russ

@CactusMcHarris – It’s timberlake ghey.
http://www.pompculture.com Jake

Are we still thinking that maybe there’s a shot in hell of actually landing Peavy?

I think we should focus our attention more to how we rid ourselves of Jason Marquis? Perhaps the Milton approach from Office Space.

“We fixed the glitch. Yeah, he won’t be getting a paycheck any more…”

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