Four More Years of Whoopee Cushions and Joy Buzzers
Posted by Bad Kermit on Tue, Nov 18, 2008
It looks like the Cubs and Ryan Dempster have agreed to a four-year, $52-million deal. To recap the offseason so far:
Jake Peavy–Not Yet a Cub
Kerry Wood–Not a Cub
Ryan Dempster–A Cub
Tags: Jake Peavy, Kerry Wood, Ryan Dempster
BigFlax
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November 18th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
hey but at least the get two draft picks for wood and we have four years more of bielecki suckage.
*twirls finger*
November 18th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Blame Canada!
November 18th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Is the picture on the cubs.com homepage actually him?
November 18th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
That picture suggests that The Dumpster is less sure of his orientation than Carrot Top.
Ryan, your partner will probably appreciate the fist over a rubber chicken…
November 18th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
dont forget harry caray impersonations!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7CX1Ne4nQ
November 19th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I always thought that the picture had ghey overtones, but what a fellow wants to do with his rubber chicken is his own business, I reckon.
He’s going to continue to be a good regular season pitcher, no? You still might want to go after Peavy or Sabathia – Peavy’s wasted in San Diego, where there’s going to be another fire sale.
November 19th, 2008 at 10:10 am
But isn’t the AC-DC shirt kind of anti-ghey?
November 19th, 2008 at 11:37 am
uh it’s certainly pederastey ghey
November 19th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
But not catamitey ghey? That’s good to know.
November 19th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
@CactusMcHarris – It’s timberlake ghey.
November 20th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Are we still thinking that maybe there’s a shot in hell of actually landing Peavy?
I think we should focus our attention more to how we rid ourselves of Jason Marquis? Perhaps the Milton approach from Office Space.
“We fixed the glitch. Yeah, he won’t be getting a paycheck any more…”