Like him, hate him, or be indifferent to him, but you’re going to have to deal with him. The Cubs have extended Jim Hendry’s contract for four more years. His first order of business will be to turn a 97-win, division-winning team into a championship team. His second order of business will be to create a Jack-Daniel’s-flavored doughnut glaze.
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Well, the JD doughnuts could be his priority 1b. Or #1 offseason project. Or he could designate 12 hours of the day to the doughnuts, and the other 12 to the cubs. I just wanna get drunk by eating doughnuts, damnit this is a long offseason…Appears i’ll just have to settle for getting hammered the ol’ fashioned way. But i’m not going to be happy about it
If he can pull off the Jack-Daniel’s-flavored doughnut glaze thing, he’ll be worth every penny the Cubs are paying him.
Oh, and a championship would be nice too.