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It's Halloween night. This is the best holiday of the year. You get to escape from your meaningless life for a few hours, you don't have to go visit relatives, and normally nice girls dress like prostitutes. I figure there are going to be two costumes above all others worn by guys who think they will be ... Read More

Happy Halloween, nerds. A night when women you will never touch dress far sluttier than you deserve to see. Try not to embarrass yourselves. Roundup time: Ryan Dempster is going to test the free agent market, which makes sense. Bob Howry and Chad Fox, on the other hand... Thank God Ken Macha got the Brewers job, because Bob ... Read More

Halloween, the best holiday of the year, is only one day away. Are you still looking for a costume? Why not go for a baseball-themed costume? Bud Selig: Simply dress like a used car salesman, put on purple lipstick, shrug your shoulders, and if anyone asks you if you want a drink, say, "I- I just have no ... Read More

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My initial reaction to Monday night's postponement of Game Five of the World Series in Philadelphia was not to blame Bud Selig. I understand that four people flew up from Tampa to see Game Five. I understand that Joe Buck had already gone through the trouble of having his chin hole drilled out and cleaned. I understand ... Read More

What's worse than a Muskbag about the Cubs? A Muskbag about the Cubs when the Cubs aren't playing, and there's nothing really to talk about. I was wondering what's going to happen to our center fielders, Reed Johnson and Jim Edmonds? Will we try to keep them or does Lou Piniella want to make another attempt at giving Felix Pie ... Read More

In which we have a special guest and NBA expert, promote Dolan to replace Bob Brenly, and confuse Vinny Del Negro with Vinnie Delpino. Click HERE to subscribe to iTunes. Click HERE to download. Or just click on that big old green button to listen. ... Read More

It's been nearly a month since the last FNF because, quite frankly, thinking about Kosuke sort of pisses me off now. But that doesn't mean the FNF must die. Anyhow, the World Series is tied at one game a piece and is already the most exciting World Series since 2002. What's that? You're not watching? ... Read More

BAD KERMIT: There's not much interesting going on this week. SWEET UNCLE LOU: That's bad. BAD KERMIT: Well, I guess the World Series might be an interesting matchup. SWEET UNCLE LOU: That's good! BAD KERMIT: But the Tampa Bay Rays are playing in it. SWEET UNCLE LOU: That's bad. BAD KERMIT: But the National League won Game One. SWEET UNCLE ... Read More

The Milwaukee Brewers, who change managers three times more frequently than Jiffy Lube recommends you change your oil, are reportedly interviewing Cubs television commentator Bob Brenly, who managed the Diamondbacks to the 2001 World Series title before spending the last four seasons in the Cubs booth. Brenly has made no secret of his desire to manage again, but you have to ... Read More