Not a lot of time for a Roundup this week, what with us avoiding hurricanes and gun-toting Texans. Thanks to someone whose real name I’m not sure I can use, but who I think is Poon for the picture. Anyhow, here’s your Roundup:
- Ted Lilly is a killing machine.
- If Fukudome is planning on improving, now would be a good time for it.
- GODAN is off to destroy another city.
- Don’t ask me stupid questions if you don’t want real answers.
- Remember the hotties and forget the fatties.
- For the record, Miles barely made it out of the room alive.
- What’s it going to take to get Curt Schilling to disappear and never come back?
- Dempster is allegedly funny, and other things you didn’t know about the Cubs (and the Sox).
- Those die-hard White Sox fans who “demand winning baseball” are showing up at the park less this year, despite the fact that their team has been in first place for much of the season. Idiots.
- Yo, doc! There’s a Benjamin Franklin in it for you if you leave a couple sponges and a rabid ferret in there.
Anyhow, that’s it for me. There’s not a lot of regular-season baseball left to be played. Can you lunatics at least try to enjoy it?
-Sweet Uncle Lou
