Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Completely Useless By September” Edition

It’s time for HJE to combat this losing streak and our alleged “slide” with an anti-jinx. We’re calling down the thunder and tempting the fates. Bring it, stupid fates. Forget the doomsayers. Focus on the Roundup:

That’s it for me. There’s no better cure for a losing streak than a Dusty Baker team. Let’s go get two or three, but don’t freak out if we don’t, you big dummies.

-Sweet Uncle Lou

BallHype: hype it up!

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And for that Ford C. Frick nomination, WGN is going to make a big, big donation to the neediest kids fund.

It would be typical of Santo’s shamelessness to accept the Ford Frick Award. A disingenious, backdoor move like that should embarrass anyone with any shred of dignity; nevermind the fact that he’s the broadcasting equivalent to Mario Mendoza.

Thank you Walgreens!

a friend of mine was like “if i have twins i’m naming them pat and ron!” and i was like “we cant be friends anymore.”

where does holy taco get their ideas. that was one of the weirdest things I ever read.

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