Archive for September, 2008

Instant Replay Is Fine, But Already Needs Fixing

I know your thoughts have already turned toward tomorrow night’s early evening’s late afternoon’s NLDS showdown between the Dodgers and the Cubs, but please permit me a brief rant about Bud Selig’s idiocy. I believe it was Sunday when I was listening to Pat and Ron on the radio, and Pat mentioned that on [...]


Start Some Chatter Out There

One more day until postseason baseball is back in Chicago.


Sveum Sets Postseason Pitching Rotation



Magic Number Countdown: 11

11 more wins. That’s all the Cubs need to collect to make the unthinkable thinkable and to set off what will be the most ridiculous party in the history of the city of Chicago. You know HJE has a plan to count this down in style. Below are my top eleven moments [...]


Friday Night Fukudome: Hoffpauir vs. Pie vs. Ward

If my calculations are correct, there are going to be two roster slots available for the Cubs’ three left-handed hitting outfielders. Let’s let the Fukudome decide who should go to the NLDS (hint, look how happy Daryle looks, you heartless bastards!). You can select two of the three choices.

VS.

VS.

Micah Hoffpauir

Felix Pie

Daryle Ward


Oh, By the Way

125 days in first place, and then this happens. It couldn’t have happened to a classier team. Good luck with the Indians this weekend, Ozzhole!


Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Is the Regular Season Already Over?” Edition

First of all, thanks to TJ Brown for the picture. Secondly, holy crap. Is it really the end of September? It seems like just yesterday I was celebrating the birth of our country by firing explosives into the air and stuffing Lee Greenwood into a dumpster. Whaddya mean, “That WAS just [...]


Pre-Playoff Podcastin’

Wherein we screw up the first and last minute of the Podcast, discuss playoff rosters, make fun of the White Sox, and discover how Corey Patterson gets any playing time. Click the button or download the Podcast HERE.


Your Metropolitan Tears are Like Sweet Nectar

Poon posted these outstanding pictures at Desipio, and I must share them with you.


THIS is the Best the National League Has to Offer?

If you didn’t think the Cubs were in pretty good shape in the National League playoffs before, you should now. When Lou Piniella uses Kevin Hart and Bob Howry out of his bullpen, it’s clear that he couldn’t care less whether the Cubs win or lose a game. Yet they still managed to [...]