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Worst Photoshop ever for the happiest fatty ever. I love that man. I’m sorry I ever doubted you. Please let me back in your Pouch of Joy.
The only thing better than a pouch of Daryle Ward Pizza is a Daryle Ward Laser Beam Pinch Hit Three Run Game Winning Home Run.
Yeah, it seems like Lou’s Friday Morning Update was dumping a bit on Mr. Ward – if it was motivationally inclined, Lou’s a master psychologist, too.
A couple days ago, some ESPN 1000 caller asked why Ward was not relieved of his duties in favor of Hoffpauir. The obvious answer, that you can’t exactly send Ward down and there’s no sense in releasing him over 40 bad at-bats, was totally overlooked by the dimwitted host, who commented that it was probably because Ward was a “left-handed stick.” I guess I can’t expect a Chicago sports radio host to know what side of the plate every Cubs player hits from… or can I?
At any rate, I think Ward was listening to the show and heard that caller doubt him. “Next at-bat,” he thinks, “Brian from Libertyville is going to feel like a jerkoff.”
I love Fat Kangaroo. The only person who loves him more than I do however is Bad Kermit.
I told most of you guys he would be better if he had more at-bats. That is all he needs. Once again, it’s hard to be “clutch” when you only get one at-bat a week.
no, it was all of those day games
Why doesn’t this surprise me? Last night, I assumed there was some major BONERTIME and JO for BK
I don’t get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.
But I love me some DONGAROOS.
You’re more retarded than I first thought.