The only thing better than a pouch of Daryle Ward Pizza is a Daryle Ward Laser Beam Pinch Hit Three Run Game Winning Home Run.

A couple days ago, some ESPN 1000 caller asked why Ward was not relieved of his duties in favor of Hoffpauir. The obvious answer, that you can’t exactly send Ward down and there’s no sense in releasing him over 40 bad at-bats, was totally overlooked by the dimwitted host, who commented that it was probably because Ward was a “left-handed stick.” I guess I can’t expect a Chicago sports radio host to know what side of the plate every Cubs player hits from… or can I?

At any rate, I think Ward was listening to the show and heard that caller doubt him. “Next at-bat,” he thinks, “Brian from Libertyville is going to feel like a jerkoff.”

no, it was all of those day games

I don’t get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

But I love me some DONGAROOS.