Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Get Bent, Hillbillies” Edition

I don’t think I have ever heard Aramis’ running described as ’scampering’ as your gal Carrie writes in the linked article about last night’s game.

@Steve - I’d refer to it as “frolicking” more than anything. I love that man, but he does look pretty gay when he runs.

Escobar is a whiny little bitch. The Braves have had this coming since the BS last year, not to mention breaking Soriano’s hand earlier this season. I’m not sure why this all started, other than the fact that Soriano OWNS the Braves, but it was getting ridiculous. Normally the whole beanball war thing seems sort of petty and childish to me (Thanks, Ozzie.) but when guys start throwing at people’s heads and breaking bones, it’s time to retaliate. Ted Lilly did it last year and got bounced (which was bullshit) and he stepped up and took care of bidness yesterday as well. At least the umps in yesterday’s game used some common sense. Now this crapola should be over, but the Braves seem hellbent on not letting this go, so next year ought to be interesting. Moral of the story: don’t fuck with a team that has Ted Lilly on the roster. This guy took a swing at his manager in Toronto, do you really think he’s going to think twice about throwing at your douchebag team? Everybody knows Zambrano is nuts, but Lilly’s got that quiet crazy thing going on. Zambrano is harmless, but Lilly just might have that lime-lined pit in his basement.

I guess this won’t be over next year either if you read Jeff Francouer’s comments in this article:

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080814&content_id=3311215&vkey=news_chc&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc

Did these assholes miss the fact that things were left uneven last year after Renteria smacked Fontenot? Then they break Alfonso’s hand this year in the series in Chicago and throw at his dome in Atlanta? The Cubs retaliate and we’re the bad guys. Hey, Jeff. Fuck you sideways, buddy.

I think ring girls would be perfect at Wrigley. I went into the neighborhood for the first time in a couple years the other night. Sweet, sweet Jobu, that place has turned into Vegas minus the stripper after-smell.

You know, they say scents evoke the most memories.

@JackB - I can’t wait until the Cubs play these assholes again next year. What a bunch of crybabies. I guess this is what happens when you’re not used to losing. Take your ball and go home, Braves. Thanks for the six wins.

Lou Piniella had that nifty pirate outfit for halloween last year. It’s too bad halloween isn’t soon, or he could go as General Sherman before the (potential) joke got too stale.

Oh, I re-read the Jeff Blauser entry in the bottom 126 in honor of the sweep, too. Good stuff.

As for Francoeur’s comment, that Tommy Lasorda tirade about Kurt Bevacqua, who has about the same OBP, comes to mind. Easy for him to talk. Francoeur’s not at risk. Why the hell bean a guy who’ll strike out when you’re just trying to brush him back?

The team that was respected through the 90’s has turned into a bunch of punk/bitches. It’s so much fun to watch them get their asses kicked. Did you see them all run onto the field and then just stand there like they had accomplished something. Bobby Cox will be in the hall of fame someday. Maybe he should start the clock now.

It’s times like this I wish we still had Farnsworth. That dumbshit would’ve ran out and body slammed one of those clowns just for fun.

Originally Posted By JackB
I guess this won’t be over next year either if you read Jeff Francouer’s comments in this article:

When I clicked on that link, the ad in the lower right of the page featured Goose Gossage plugging a car. The copy: “Goose’s Rule #47: I own home plate. Back off!”

Just a fun little thing the Universe threw together for me.

From JackB’s link:

‘”No good,” was the only response Escobar, who speaks limited English, would provide.’

Chico Escuela and the Gladiator agree, buddy.

@Bad Kermit -

I guess what irritates me is that the Braves actually are pissed that Escobar got hit. You break our 126 million dollar player’s hand in one series and then throw near his head in another and you’re bitching because your guy got a swollen elbow? And as for Jeffie, when did Lilly throw at McCann? I must’ve missed that one. The way I see it, is Renteria=Soriano pt.1, and Escobar=Soriano pt.2. We still owe those tomahawk slinging fuckers for Fontenot. Crybabies is right, but damn, I really used to respect the Braves. They used to set a standard for the rest of the league, and it looks like they just can’t handle being fourth tier in that division. Are players supposed to apologize now for kicking a pitcher/team’s ass? If so, where’s our apology from Carlos Lee? I know I’ve advocated throwing at Lee in the past, but holy hell, I was KIDDING!

As someone who only gets to watch the Cubs when they come to ATL, ITA that the rednecks and their redneck fans got what they deserved. I’m SO happy we swept them - they suck so hard it’s almost pornographic.

Background on McCann:

http://www.wrigleyville23.com/2008/06/ted-lilly-has-good-memory.html