Comments on: Cubs Sign Jesus Christ; Christ Gives Up Grand Slam to Lee

By: JoePepitone

JoePepitone — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:50:50 +0000

@Pell Mell - Bravo! Excellent!

By: Harry Pavlidis

Harry Pavlidis — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:02:09 +0000

His numbers in Low-A Nazareth don’t project well, but at least he’s in the NL.

BTW,
�Shroud Drill� Helping
that’s a keeper.

By: Pell Mell

Pell Mell — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:41:21 +0000

Future headlines:

Mysterious Hand Sores Put Christ on DL
Rothschild: Christ Improving, ‘Shroud Drill’ Helping
Christ Returns from DL Ahead of Schedule
Guillen: F#@ Jesus F#!%@&* Christ
Christ Is No Savior [Mariotti column]

By: Section 242

Section 242 — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:44:03 +0000

You know, I saw Rothchild at Barnes & Noble buying “Aramaic for Dummies” and I’m like WTF? This answers everything.
I think its a good pick up.

By: russ

russ — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:43:14 +0000

Yeah Iguck, I can spot those calves a mile away. Blasphemy!

By: StPatrick

StPatrick — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:01:33 +0000

The important question is this: Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he can’t eat it?

By: Jeff Blauser

Jeff Blauser — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:13:38 +0000

Remember me. I was the white scrappy less fat carlos lee.

By: Earl from Glen Elyn

Earl from Glen Elyn — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:19:16 +0000

Next week’s muskbag:

Earl from Glen Elyn: I read that the Cubs were going to sign Jesus Christ to pitch out of the bullpen. When is the last time the Cubs had a deity on the mound, and also when I’m watching a game at home, is it OK to boo when the Cubs do bad.

Carrie: I checked with Ed Hartig, and he said the Cubs have never employed a deity per se, but that Kyle Farnsworth is considered a minor demon.

You should never boo the Cubs. They are to be hugged and loved.

By: Drunk Cubs Fan

Drunk Cubs Fan — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:56:05 +0000

What’s the big deal about signing some Latin pitcher named Jesus anyway?

By: Reuschel's Jowls

Reuschel's Jowls — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:41:58 +0000

Yeah, all’s well that ends well and all that, but Carlos Lee should be intentionally walked by Cub pitchers for the duration of his career.

The guy is approaching Mike Schmidt-like levels of abusing Cub pitching. Quit throwing him anything to hit!