Comments on: HJE Presents…The Dumbest Muskbag Ever

By: Drew

Drew — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:17:22 +0000

I cant even read these at work anymore because I laugh so damn hard…

By: JackB

JackB — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:14:07 +0000

Just embarrassing. This is by far the worst one yet. I can’t believe these people are allowed to run around free or that at least one of them hasn’t died because they forgot breathing is in and out. I think the ivy question is possibly the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. What did he expect the answer was going to be? It’s a plant, motherfucker. You trim it. You don’t have bushes in Humble, Texas? Oh, for fuck’s SAKE, I want to punch Joel S. in the cock. With pruning shears.

By: any major dude

any major dude — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:14:28 +0000

Yet the Muskrat obsintately refuses to answer the question I keep submitting. “Can you tell me who hit Gabby Hartnett’s famous Home Run in the Darkness?”

By: Thrillho

Thrillho — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:46:29 +0000

HANK WHITE ROFL!!!! Lame

By: Andy

Andy — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:59:23 +0000

I never said I invented the nickname. I just popularized it.

By: Hammerin' Hank

Hammerin' Hank — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:22:21 +0000

Braves’ fans were calling him Hank White years ago. Sorry, but it’s true.

By: morpheus

morpheus — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:29:09 +0000

Originally Posted By rwdidn't our friend over at desipio coin Hank White?

Yes.

By: BigFlax

BigFlax — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:15:23 +0000

I used to think Google was a really major website, but now I’m not so sure. Or do people like Tyler M., Matt M. and Bud P. submit their questions via telegraph? I mean, “Have the Cubs ever won 100 games?” That would seriously take less time to Google than sending the question to the Muskrat takes. Unbelieveable. And what kind of Cubs fan doesn’t know that the 1906 Cubs hold the major-league record (now tied with Lou’s ’01 Mariners, of course, but still ahead on percentage) with 116 wins?

By: rw

rw — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:03:17 +0000

didn’t our friend over at desipio coin Hank White?

By: RedBeard

RedBeard — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:54:52 +0000

Why would Joel F.’s pants be down around *my* ankles.

I don’t swing that way, dude.