Comments on: Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Hard-On” Edition http://hirejimessian.com/2008/07/11/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-hard-on-edition/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:57:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: JackB http://hirejimessian.com/2008/07/11/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-hard-on-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-39343 JackB Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:09:06 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=2002#comment-39343 You kidding? You're a chick magnet, Dick Hardon. The broads are lining up right now. The Mark DeRosa fan club is gonna be mighty lonely now that Rich is in town. No Roofies needed. That half cocked smile, those knowing eyes, that five o'clock shadow, Christ IM getting turned on. You kidding? You’re a chick magnet, Dick Hardon. The broads are lining up right now. The Mark DeRosa fan club is gonna be mighty lonely now that Rich is in town. No Roofies needed. That half cocked smile, those knowing eyes, that five o’clock shadow, Christ IM getting turned on.

]]> By: Bored Again http://hirejimessian.com/2008/07/11/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-hard-on-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-39342 Bored Again Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:05:21 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=2002#comment-39342 I thought this was funny shiat... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wells On July 9, 2008, it was reported on CSN Chicago that Wells had signed a one year minor league contract with the Chicago Cubs. I thought this was funny shiat…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wells

On July 9, 2008, it was reported on CSN Chicago that Wells had signed a one year minor league contract with the Chicago Cubs.

]]> By: Rich Harden http://hirejimessian.com/2008/07/11/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-hard-on-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-39341 Rich Harden Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:01:24 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=2002#comment-39341 I look a bit like a date rapist in that photo, no? I look a bit like a date rapist in that photo, no?

]]> By: Bad Kermit http://hirejimessian.com/2008/07/11/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-hard-on-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-39340 Bad Kermit Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:39:56 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=2002#comment-39340 Awesome. Awesome.

]]> By: BigFlax http://hirejimessian.com/2008/07/11/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-hard-on-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-39339 BigFlax Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:19:04 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=2002#comment-39339 So a bat ends up in a teenager's bra and they release it into the wild and say it was just looking for a dark, safe place. But my hand ends up in a teenager's bra and I get arrested. Doesn't seem fair. So a bat ends up in a teenager’s bra and they release it into the wild and say it was just looking for a dark, safe place. But my hand ends up in a teenager’s bra and I get arrested. Doesn’t seem fair.

]]> By: idigapony http://hirejimessian.com/2008/07/11/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-hard-on-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-39338 idigapony Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:25:11 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=2002#comment-39338 I agree about Ozuna Jack. It is seldom this easy to fuck with the Whitesox without getting in trouble for it. I agree about Ozuna Jack. It is seldom this easy to fuck with the Whitesox without getting in trouble for it.

]]> By: JackB http://hirejimessian.com/2008/07/11/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-hard-on-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-39337 JackB Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:37:04 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=2002#comment-39337 Dubois, yet another long line of AAAA players. I saw him a few years ago when the Iowa Cubs played the Nashville Sounds and he was a beast in that game, too. If you put him and Murton together, you'd have a power hitting OF who could maintain a high average. Still wouldn't be able to field, though. Jay Marriotti: still an idiot Orlando Cabrera doesn't like to talk to his teammates and manager? Gee, I can't imagine why. Between fuck dolls with bats in their asses and never knowing what the fuck your psychotic, bi-polar asshat of a manager is gonna do next, I think I'd wear my uniform right out the door everyday and just change at home. He's got a calender and he's looking past the playoffs and a potential World Series to the Hot Stove league, texting his agent every single day. Keep the faith, Orlando. Speaking of Ozzie, I think the Cubs should claim Ozuna off waivers just to fuck with him. Dubois, yet another long line of AAAA players. I saw him a few years ago when the Iowa Cubs played the Nashville Sounds and he was a beast in that game, too. If you put him and Murton together, you’d have a power hitting OF who could maintain a high average. Still wouldn’t be able to field, though.

Jay Marriotti: still an idiot

Orlando Cabrera doesn’t like to talk to his teammates and manager? Gee, I can’t imagine why. Between fuck dolls with bats in their asses and never knowing what the fuck your psychotic, bi-polar asshat of a manager is gonna do next, I think I’d wear my uniform right out the door everyday and just change at home. He’s got a calender and he’s looking past the playoffs and a potential World Series to the Hot Stove league, texting his agent every single day. Keep the faith, Orlando.

Speaking of Ozzie, I think the Cubs should claim Ozuna off waivers just to fuck with him.

]]> By: T to E to C http://hirejimessian.com/2008/07/11/sweet-uncle-lous-friday-roundup-the-hard-on-edition/comment-page-1/#comment-39334 T to E to C Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:57:43 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=2002#comment-39334 That bat gets more action than I do. That bat gets more action than I do.

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