Lou’s Addiction
Sung to the melody of Jane Says
Lou says
I’m done with Theriot
It’s time to double-switch
Jim hides
His big-eared reliever
Says Lou is jonesing for him
But if Lou cannot use him
He will tear Jim limb from limb
Or just
Try to go without him
I’m going to kick tomorrow
I’ll rest Marmol tomorrow
Lou says
Have you seen Marmol around?
I feel naked without him
Lou knows
They all want him to chill
But that’s okay man
Since he’s the one that is in charge
Lou says
He’s gonna pitch Howry
When he next gets a lead
I’m gonna start tomorrow
I’ll rest Marmol tomorrow
Rest Marmol tomorrow
Lou gets mad
And he starts to scream
At George Castle but
He’s gone hoarse
He don’t mean to yell
He just don’t know
Who to pitch but Marmol
Lou goes
Bullpen in the 8th
He motions to Jon Lieber
He waits
And then changes his mind
He pulls Marmol
From his pocket
Lou says
I’ve never liked Scott Eyre
I don’t know what it is
I only know that I want Marmol
I want that big-eared bastard
Can’t help it if I kill him
Lou gets mad
And he starts to scream at
Wittenmeyer
That guys sucks!
He don’t mean no harm
He loves Marmol
And can’t stop calling on him
Lou says
Lou says
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Brilliant. Fucking disturbing. But in a brilliant way. Really could’ve done without that photo. But there’s not really any subtle way to put that imagery across. Between this and your new avatar, I hope you’re ok. Have a safe weekend, Huard. I’ll see you on the flip.