This is Why We Love Kerry Wood
Happy July, everyone. I’m tired, it’s a short week, no one else seems to be working, I had a lot to do last night, and I had no time to think about writing. So, I’ll try to appease you with these two videos. We love Kerry Wood. Not because of the saves. Not because of the filthy breaking ball. Not because of his loyalty to the Cubs. But because he hates Sox fans as much as you do.
What has two middle fingers and hates Sox fans? THIS GUY!
Credit goes to Desipio and Home Run Derby for posting it first.
This, of course, means that Wood would be a huge fan of watching this dumbass Sox fan get his shit rocked by Cubs fans and Sox fans alike. Truce, guys?
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Comments
St_Lousy_Sucks Holy shit. I’d let Wood take me behind the middle school and get me pregnant.
James Woody is a NASCAR fan…so…he’s telling Leiber that he’s number 1 to him….yeah, that’s the ticket….
BigFlax I like that Brennaman just goes, “There you get a look at Kerry Wood.” If Buck were on the call, I’m sure we’d have heard his apologies for showing us that “disgusting act.”
I was watching it live and thought, “Did he just flip the double deuce?” God bless the Internet.
Sox2005 Are those the fingers with the blisters on them that he had to go on the DL for? Wimp.
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Just nitpicking, but Wrigleyville23 had it before Desipio. We found it from Home Run Derby.
I do love Kerry Wood.