Friday Night Fukudome: Chris Duncan vs. Shelley Duncan
This particular FNF has absolutely nothing to do with anything that’s happening with the Cubs right now. I was just marveling at how ugly the Duncan brothers are. I imagine it’s tough to climb the Duncan family tree, since it has no branches.
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Carlos Shelley is truly a disgusting sight; Chris ain’t pretty, either. Fuck Dave Duncan.
Jon That was a tough one. I ended up picking Chris, but Shelley looks enough like Vern Schillinger from OZ that I’m now convinced he’s a neo-nazi man-raper.
Section 242 I voted for Shelley because he has kind of a chick name and thus ought to be better looking, but isn’t.
Thrillho > Fuck Dave Duncan.
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what got us into this mess in the first place, Carlos.
Question for the religious amongst you: Would a just God ever let something like this happen?
(For the record: Shelley by a nose.)
Rusty Baker What happened to Chris’ eyes? Did someone tell him to look in the mirror before taking the pic?
Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler Did Dave Duncan also bang Hunter Pence’s mom. He looks like he could follow in this evolution of horrible looking baseball players.
CactusMcHarris Good Lord, Kerm, that Yankee looks suspiciously like a young Mantle, don’t you think?
Bad Kermit If you smashed Mantle in the face repeatedly with a hammer, yes. I think he looks more like Sloth.
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Chris, of course. Ain’t nothin’ uglier than a man in a Cardinals hat.