Get Bent, Rednecks
I don’t know or care exactly why this beanball shit with Atlanta started last year, but I do know this. You suck, Braves. Your fans suck. Your state sucks. Your sister/aunt/mother sucks. Coke sucks. Your state dentist sucks. The fact that you had Maddux for all of his best years sucks. The nickname “Hotlanta” sucks. How the hell did you only win ONE World Series in a thousand chances in the 90s? Be afraid, Chipper. Carlos is on the mound tomorrow. If in this “throwback” game, we’re playing by 1948 non-sissy rules, you are a dead man.
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domer.mq “Your sister/aunt/mother sucks”
You just reminded me of why I always smile when I think about growing up in the south.
Dre OK…Seriously you gotta stop making stories up.
Soriano was hit on an 0-2 pitch that he SWUNG on.
If you want to blame anyone, blame Soriano, he was the one who swung INTO the pitch.
Theres no pitcher on any baseball team who throws at a hitter on an 0-2 pitch.
It was Soriano’s fault, there was no “intentional beaning” that happened.
Bad Kermit OK…Seriously you gotta stop making stories up.
I don’t, actually. That’s the joy of being a poor blogger instead of a rich reporter.
Bad Kermit Meh. The Braves have been headhunting since last year’s dustup. Screw them and their ilk.
Roy Disappointed no one got it in the stomach during today’s game, but I think this picture from the walk-off HBP really sums up the Cubs’ (and my own) attitude toward the damned Braves. I don’t know that even Photoshop could improve on a picture that finds vagface taking a metaphorical piss on Brian McCann.
Beautiful.
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TDubbs
I wish Renteria was still on that team. Then the ump can throw out Z before the pitch because he “knew” he’d be throwing at him. But with Renteria gone, I’ll settle for a shot to Chipper’s dome. Actually, that’s not fair, cause he’s their best player. Soriano isn’t our best. And it better not be Teixeira because he’s on my fantasy team. I’m going with McCann. That fucknuckle can go down hard.