You Gone, White Sox
Posted by Bad Kermit on Thu, Jun 5, 2008
Congratulations, White Sox. This is officially the last coverage you’ll ever get on HJE. You get very little coverage to begin with because, quite frankly, most Cubs fans with half a brain couldn’t care less whether you win, lose, or take a lethal overdose of methamphetamines. Quite honestly, the only time I can be bothered to root against your pathetic, second-rate team is during the Red Line Series or when my backup AL team, the Minnesota Twins, completely depantses you.
But Wednesday night, enough was enough.
After the Cubs dropped to a completely unacceptable .900 winning percentage in the last ten games, I flipped from WGN to Comcast Sports Net to see if Lou Piniella’s post-game press conference was on. Instead, you were bumble-fucking along, trying to put away the mighty Kansas City Royals in the 15th inning.
Moments after I changed channels, and fewer than five minutes after the Cub loss, a segment of the 700 Sox fans in attendance began a chant. In a 4-4 tie in that 15th inning, your one good hitter, Carlos Quentin, came to the plate in front of your record store clerk favorite slow white guy, Paul “Pauly-K” (CLEVER!) Konerko. And what was the chant that arose in the hallowed stands of U.S. Cellular Field?
Was it, “Carlos! Carlos! Carlos!”
No.
Was it, “Let’s go, White Sox! CLAP! CLAP! CLAPCLAPCLAP!”
No.
It was “Cubs lost! Cubs lost! Cubs lost!”
That’s the most middle-child, second-rate, Northside-obsessed display you’ve put forth in a long history of putting forth such displays. In order to counter-balance such obsession and keep order in the universe, HJE is willing to chip in to help. So, we’re done. Never again will HJE acknowledge that there is more than one MLB baseball franchise in the fair city of Chicago. You’ll be absent from any power rankings. You will no longer be referenced by name, even during the Crosstown Classic.
But first, some parting shots:
- Your manager is a narcissistic, delusional rageaholic with a shitty career .264/.287/.338 line and the behavioral tendencies that suggest he’s a wife-beating, child-neglecting, promiscuous sack of crap. With herpes. Even when you’re in first place, your stupid shithead manager can’t manage to keep his mouth shut. Nope. Not Ozzie. He rips his boss, he rips his coaches, he rips his players. I wish he’d rip his larynx.
- Your TV broadcast team is the biggest joke in all of baseball. Thanks to the power of the internet, not only Cubs fans are subjected to the absolute torture of the worst home run call, the poutiest pair of juvenile, failed-GM, mediocre-player bitches, and the most embarrassing homerism (you Sox fans do realize that Hawk had his lips around the cocks of the Red Sox and Yankees before he started fellating your South Side club, right?) in all of baseball. It’s not that tough to call a home run five seconds after it bounces around in the bleachers, assholes.
- Steve Stone is a pompous fucking douchebag. I don’t care what he’s done in the past. He sucks now, and it’s not just sour grapes. I thought he was pretty horrible for his last couple of years with the Cubs. You can have him. Enjoy listening to him play dress-up G.M., since no organization in its right mind will ever hire him to do the job for real.
- Your ad campaigns are as entertaining as playing connect-the-dots with the red blotches on Hawk’s face. The “Win or Die Trying” campaign? I was pissed you chose “win.” The ads with your idiot players holding up Roadrunner signs that 60% of the fans can’t even read? Annoying. The radio ads where some stupid bitch gets all excited about talking to Jermaine Dye? Horrible.
- The list of shithead players who have worn Sox uniforms is longer than my- Well, it’s long. Perhaps no team was worse than the one which had fatass Carlos Lee, perfectly-groomed Jose Valentin, crybaby Frank Thomas, and overrated Mark Buerhle. Jim Thome is the only player you’ve ever had that isn’t at least half douche.
- You cheated your way through the 2005 playoffs. And you know you did. And you’re proud of it.
- Your stadium sucks. “Yippee! We have food!” So does prison.
- You don’t have anywhere near the number of fans that the Cubs do. Get over it. There’s a reason you can’t fill your park, and it’s because there just aren’t enough of you. I love how every Sox fan’s excuse is, “We’re just too smart to support a losing team.” Nope. You’re just too unemployed to afford it.
- I would pay upwards of $100 to watch A.J. Pierzynski be forced at gunpoint to eat a warm bowl of his own vomit. $1000 if it was my vomit.
So, kiss off, White Sox. Go ahead and win or lose. HJE couldn’t care less. You’re nothing but an afterthought and a joke to us, you always have been, and you always will be.
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June 5th, 2008 at 8:44 am
“I’m a rageaholic! I’m addicted to rageahol!”
June 5th, 2008 at 8:51 am
I seriously want to marry this post.
That’s not, um…creepy, is it?
June 5th, 2008 at 9:06 am
I don’t care about the White Sox and I never will. Nice rant.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:48 am
I think your right with Sox fans concerning themselves with the Cubs losing then their team winning. My main concern is what goes on in the NL central. Having the Sox win or lose has no bearing my my day whatsoever. I pay very little attention to what they are doing because it doesn’t directly affect the Cubs other then when they meet in interleague
June 5th, 2008 at 10:12 am
I could have swore there was an occurence of this last year. The White Sox more concerned about the Cubs than themselves. Fucking douchebags. Plus I have to sit through Mike North every morning raving about how the Cubs are a product of a weaker league and how the White Sox are the team that is actually good. Fuck those guys. Everytime I think of the White Sox, I think depressed unemployment line fans.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:29 am
A lot of people like to say that Sox fans hate the Cubs and Cub fans don’t care.
Not true in my case. I openly and proudly hate the White Sox. I hope they lose every game they play.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Wear it proud, Slaky. Wear it proud.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Nice use of ‘bumble-fuck’ as a verb. And I appreciate the dig at Steve Stone, why so many Cub fans still like him is far, far beyond me – the White Sox can have him.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I’m with you, Slak. Of course, when our team is playing that’s all I’m concerned about at the time. When I’m at Wrigley, I’ll take notice of the out of town scoreboard and will smile if the Sox are losing. But you’ll never see me chanting “Sox lose” when I’m actually at a Cubs game that is still going on.
What a bunch of sackless chodes.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:37 am
I feel for ya Irish Yeti. Mike North is terrible. I prefer music in the morning
June 5th, 2008 at 10:39 am
That’s where I’m at. I fully believe there are no actual White Sox fans, just Chicagoans with varying degrees of hatred for the Cubs.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Yeti,
Why do you have to listen to that toolbox? Is your radio stuck on “On” and the dial stuck to 670 AM?
June 5th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Audience: CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Don’t forget while walking around U.S. Never Cell Out Field, people start “Cubs suck” chants even when they are not even in town. They also rather see the Cubs lose than have their team win. Pathetic.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Well, if all politics are local, then sports is even more than all. It’s the only station where there is a reasonable chance of some Cubs blather in the morning.
Fred Huebner (sp?) cracks me up with his, I do not hate the Cubs, just their fans. So Fred, you work for a business that depends on listeners. You are decide the smart move is to give a pass to 25 people and proceed to trash on the 3M potential listeners. Good business sense.
Not saying any of the Chicago sports talk is good, but the Mike North show is the absolute worst. I’s unfunny and uninteresting. The only other choice though is listening to more Jon Lester fellatio on Mike and Mike. Mostly, I listen to NPR, although North did have Len on this week, which was interesting.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Are you a girl?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Not this year, I want CC wearing a red C on his uni. I hope the Sox keep pulling away from Cleveland.
And at the couple games I have caught at the cell, never Crosstown, as I do fear the methheads, I always enjoy the $200 Sox Jersey with “Cubs Suck” as the player name. Wow, I just want to ask them, “you do know that the Sox are playing the Royals today?” or “really tiny penis, huh? sorry for you.” Fun times.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:40 am
*Smacks palm against forehead*
June 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am
What the fuck is a white sox and why do you hate it so much?
June 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Like he said, it’s about the only place I can get some Cubs talk. I live pretty far south of Chicago and all that I get here is some very retarded in the morning, or KMOX-St. Louis which is definitely out of the picture. So, I settle with them but every time North goes on and on about the Sox and how the Cubs aren’t good, it infuriates me to no end. The only guys I actually do like on their are Boers and Bernstein because they’re major smartasses.
June 5th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
This .900 winning percentage is real fucking unacceptable. Now we have to wait eleven more days until Bob shaves his mustache and Len grows his.
Thin blonde mustaches are creepy, which is what makes this so funny.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Creepy and illegal.
Next you’ll want to adopt children.
Slippery slope, Jon. Slippery.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Trashy fans.
Trashy players.
Trashy history.
More concerned with a team that ISNT EVEN IN THEIR OWN LEAGUE…why?…because they can’t forge a true rival in their own league.
You are correct sirs. There are no Sox fans. Just people who hate the Cubs.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Bonertime.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
As a Cubs fan that actually lives on the South side, I’m with ya Slaky. I never used to really care about them until the fair weather spawning in fall of ‘05. Since then it’s been nothing but a mass of Guillen loving ass hats jumping at any opportunity to say “He Gone”. The worst is when you see a very attractive young lady completely ruin herself by wearing an A.J. Wrestezinski jersey. I blame the parents.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Also, Dr. Yeti does not approve of the picture. It ruins the moral fabric of this nation. As does this: http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/10854740 Unless they were hot, then it’s okay.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Just how slippery.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Hey, I sell that shirt outside Wrigley. Boing
June 5th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Boers and Bernstein used to be OK until steroids became a story. Now it seems they are steroid talk radio.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Um, yes. Some of us girls know how to use the interwebs too. :) I read every post but I usually just lurk because I don’t have a great background baseball/Cubs knowledge, having only followed the Cubs religiously the since ‘03 (I know, I know) and the shoutbox scares me.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
It scares me, too, Lizzie.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
As well it might.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
My mom reads here too, and she’s also a girl.
June 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I don’t get angry at stuff like this. I just feel pity.
June 5th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
And with that, I’ll get to work on drafting that restraining order against TDubbs.
June 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I’m doing the slow clap. This is worse than when Boston fans chant “Yankees Suck!” at football, basketball, and hockey games. At least they’re division rivals.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
You left out Super Bowl Championship Parades. But I agree…at least the wins and losses have an impact on the other team.
June 5th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
“Go ahead and win or lose. HJE couldn’t care less.”
Seems like you care a lot if you write a huge post about it.
PS- I thought Cubs fans didn’t care about the Sox?
June 5th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
I’m a Sox fan and I don’t hate the Cubs.
Barack Obama doesn’t hate the Cubs and he’s a Sox fan. Then again, he’s black, so you probably wouldn’t want him in your fanbase.
June 5th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Never knew this place existed before today. So call me a first- and last- time visitor.
For all of the hand-wringing over so-called Cub-session, there is sure a lot of Sox-session going on in this so-called rant.
Take it from a champion, when you’re a loser and post blather like this it comes off as sour grapes.
Go and bring home a title, then you get the right to talk out of your arse.
Oh, did I mention…Take It From a Champion?
Just checking…
June 5th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
“You will no longer be referenced by name, even during the Crosstown Classic.”
:rolling:
Queen out much? Christ, man, get a grip.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Your so-called criticism of his so-called rant against your so-called team citing your so-called one championship that you so-called won in so-called 2005 is so-called typical and so-called stupid. And by “take it from a champion,” I assume you mean the shorts or sweatshirts because you sure as shit haven’t won anything. The team you root for won, and that will never make up for the pathetic Napoleonic complex infecting 90% of their fan base.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Wrigley is better than US Cellular!
The Cubs have more fans!
The Cubs have hotter babes!
The Cubs have more hilarious racist T-shirts!
The Cubs have better post-game shootings on mini-bat day!
The Cubs didn’t have to resort to cheating in the their LCS, they had enough honor to pout their way out of contention after a minor error and blame it on a fan!
The Cubs never have had douchebag whiners like Carlos Lee or Frank Thomas! They only employ class acts like Kent “I hate those mean announcers” Mercker, Michael “I pick fights with my team’s Cy Young pitcher” Barrett, Sammy “Hope yoooo like salllllsa” Sosa, and Alfonso “Hippity Hoppity” Soriano!
I’m convinced!
June 5th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
My name is Jay Mariotti, and I endorse this statement.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Buzz Bizzinger would not like all the potty-mouthed language in your diatribe. You’re full of shit besides, because I don’t believe for a second that a mouthbreather like you struggling to “write” for a blog like this could afford to ignore the White Sox. It’s just too darned sexy to poke fun- and quite frankly- too darned easy sometimes. But I digress…
I just wish the cubs would win a World Championship already so we all can go back to REALLY hating each other like we did in the old days. It’s no fun until the cubs do.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
The last few replies have left a lasting pwn stain on this shitty excuse for a blog…
Go ahead, keep “not caring” about the Sox for another 50+ replies…
“But DUUUUUDE, teh Cubz get 102+ repliez!!! Woo!! Crackhead Macot!! Woo!!!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Greatest. Post. Ever.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
So, what your saying is, White Sox fans are classless because they chant Cubs Lost? (Which, btw I was watching the game, and did not hear it, and rewound the DVR and still can’t hear it, do you have dog hearing?) But it is totally okay for classy Cubs fans to litter the field with trash, throw 50+ balls onto the field, and pour beer on an opposing CF’s head?
Each fan base is guilty of more than its share of knuckleheads, and I make no excuses for any of them, least of all ours. But to sink as low as you have, with what I would call the epitomy of classlessness, racist, and hateful speeches is deplorable.
Me thinks you doth protest too much.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Sweet. Some shitty Sox blog must have found this post. Surprise, surprise, they all came swarming over here to defend their team. Thanks for further proving my point, morons.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
your point?
you mean that sox fans would be strangely amused by some dude spouting off tired, mostly untrue shit about the team they follow?
Consider your point proved!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Still here, huh? I’m shocked.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Still a loser, huh? I’m shocked.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
I take offense at Soxandthecity.net being called a “shitty Sox blog.” It’s a shitty Sox website, moron. Get your facts straight.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
1908
June 5th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
NO no no, we’re from Whitesoxinteractive.com, duh.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
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June 5th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
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June 5th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Hire Jim Essian? Didn’t he used to play for ….? Oh, never mind.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Still have teeth huh? I’m shocked.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
No guys, seriously… Leave them alone. It’s their year.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Soxandthecity? You’re proud of that name?
June 5th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Yeah, because he went over to Comcast hear about the Cubs losing, and had to watch the Sox win…………..what a travesty. Damn that Comcast to hell!!!!
100 years !!11!!!!!ONE!!!1!!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Paul “Pauly-K” (CLEVER!) Konerko
This from a guy who’s got the ever so original “Ozzie kissing his son” picture on the side.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
TheDevilWearsBlack.com was already taken.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
So let’s review: some Cubs fan has declared the city’s championship baseball team is of no interest to him.
Well, that’s not a shock: White Sox baseball isn’t and never was for suburbanite douchebags. Not being useless tourists, Sox fans have never needed safety of crowds, so it’s perfectly understandable that one more frat-boy clone has decided that the actual city – and the things in and of it – isn’t for him. For most Cubs fans, Chicago is just a name of a place they ALMOST live in.
Nor is it any surprise that a Cubs fan would rip Steve Stone, as Stony pays far too much attention to the game of baseball for the taste of Cubs fans.
What is going to be a surprise is how little summer traffic there will be on the Edens expressway once Cub Nation has to cope with the trifecta: this November marks the start of the Cubs second losing century, a Sox fan taking the oval office and the countdown to the wrecking ball coming for Wrigley.
There’s gonna be some sad faces in Glencoe when their beloved ivy-covered urine trough comes crashing down. I think this inevitable date with the sandman is what is really bothering Kermit.
Poor guy. I feel baa-aaa-aaad for him.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Logic dictates that by throwing away all your White Sox allegiances now means that at some point in your miserable life you actually cared for them. Common sense would also like to point out all the blatant contradictions in your post. Let’s see, on your little blog you decide to right an angry post abut stuff you don’t really care about? Who’s “Soxcessed” now?
June 6th, 2008 at 12:27 am
You’re write. He does right an angry post about all kinds of stuff he has no write to care about. Thank God all the Sox fans can reed and right so well that they can make all these witty comments. The irony of your post just makes me laugh. Maybe I’ll go right abut all my laughing.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:32 am
Were you born retarded or did you get run over by the short bus that you “smart” brother took to school?
I don’t know where you come off saying “White Sox baseball isn’t and never was for suburbanite douchebags. ” That is so stupid it glows in the dark. I don’t even know what it means. Do the Sox exclude suburbanites? If so, why do they have such a huge fucking parking lot? For all of the bungalow dwellers who can easily take the CTA? You really think Comiskey draws more people from Bridgeport, Beverly, Midway and South Shore than Palos, Orland, Tinley and Naperville? That’s where all the fuckign Sox fans live now, you toothless moron.
The rest of your post seems to be you airing your own issues about the Cubs. Nobody said anything about Wrigley. Nobody deingarted Obama because he is supposedly a Sox fan. Keep swinging at those imaginary windfalls, pal. The DT’s and hallucinations will subside when you lay off the rubbing alcohol for a few days.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:23 am
wow, your fat fiance must love that.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:26 am
First, i used to be a sox fan. then i grew up and stopped assaulting umpires and first base coaches.
second, your entire point is null and void because you used the phrase “soxcessed.” please die.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:19 am
I care. I hate the White Sox. I care about them. I wish them ill. Constantly.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:36 am
Kermit, you’re a sad sad little frog. I feel pity for you. Maybe your team will actually win something in the next hundred years. That is, if you actually cared about winning – but of course you don’t, you’re a Cubs fan.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:12 am
Why are White Sox fans even here? Isn’t that proving BK’s point?
June 6th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Sox fans suck. They have Jews, Blacks, Mexicans, and other undesirables. Harry Caray was always a Cubs man and Wrigley Stadium is the bestest place ever! Woo!
June 6th, 2008 at 7:21 am
I’m proud of you.
I barely even know how to spell my own name, but I still pretend like I know stuff about the Cubs. Go ahead and Shoutbox. Now that IAN can’t get on it at work, we’re down one femail. We’re all harmless. Except for morph. I think he stabbed a couple of guys back in the day.
See you at Pint tomorrow?
June 6th, 2008 at 7:23 am
The only thing I’ll “take from a champion” starts with B and ends with low Job
June 6th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Res ipsa loquitor.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Because they have an inability to detect irony in themselves and others?
Just hazarding a guess here.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:28 am
You are gayer than me.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:42 am
If anyone commenting from SoxygenNetwork.com or whatever it’s called actually cared to read this blog, they’d know how asinine that comment about “not caring about winning” is. But that would require taking a few moments from their busy days of looking around for Cubs blogs to complain on. Miserable, miserable people that can take no joy in their own team’s success, only in the possibility of failure for another team in another league in another division.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Why are Sox fans here?
Probably they take issue with hearing the same old, tired, mostly factually inaccurate schtick about the White Sox.
And it’s funny how pissed this guy gets about a few random fans at the Cell allegedly chanting “Cubs Suck”
I’m not particularly proud of “Cubs Suck” but it sure beats the bleacher bums calling Alfonso Soriano a “nigger” so much that Wrigley had to actually institute a policy that said “Don’t use racial slurs or profanity against our own players or we’ll kick you out”
Unless you want THAT fan behavior to represent Cub fans, it’s pretty fucking stupid to pretend some anedotal story about what might have been chanted at US Cellular one one night of the year might somehow represent the majority of Sox fans.
In other words, we’ll take the criticism that we’re “Cubsessed”, but only so long as you accept the criticism that Cubs fans (I would say “you” but since you jumped the Sox ship, who knows how long it will be before you hop off the Flubs bandwagon) are “racist fratboys”
June 6th, 2008 at 9:04 am
What’s John Murray up to these days? Is he hanging out with Eric Dybas?
June 6th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Interesting. Sox fans calling Cubs fans racist. Pot, meet kettle.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Hah! Hilarious! The “Cub fan base has no diversity” joke again! Outstanding! Even though it’s painfully obvious that you haven’t been to Wrigley any time recently. Even though a 2005 market research study demonstrated that the two fan bases were essentially the same in terms of diversity (the Sox had a slightly larger African American fan base, the Cubs had a slightly larger Latino fan base, but both figures were within three or four percentage points of one another).
In 30 years of attending games at Wrigley Field, I think I’ve heard racial comments dropped by fans two or three times, most recently about eight years ago by a frustrated Diamondbacks fan who was going off on his team’s pitcher, who was melting down and had a Muslim-sounding name. Even though I maybe attend two games at the Cell per year versus a 15-20 per year at Wrigley, the number of times I’ve heard the “n-word” dropped by (Caucasian) Sox fans at their park is quite literally in the dozens.
But, yeah, Cub fans are “racist.” Go with that. It never gets old.
Oh, and Obama gets 80-85 percent of the vote in Lakeview. But unlike Sox fans, we’re not so needy for validation that we’re goiing to make a big deal out of him being a fan of the other team in town. We’ll vote for him anyways.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:14 am
if you had paid attention you’d see I wasn’t calling Cub fans racist.
I was saying calling Sox fans “obsessed with the Cubs” based on things a random crowd might have been saying at a game makes about as much sense as calling Cubs fans racist based on things a random crowd might have been saying at a game.
I don’t know how I can slow this down any more for you
June 6th, 2008 at 10:16 am
ditto to Eric Dybas comments.
If a douchebag Cub fan who ran on the field at US Cellular is associated with the White Sox, then the Cubs fans calling their own players niggers and throwing trash on the field should be associated with the Cubs.
If you don’t like those fans to be associated with the Cubs, you probably should stop associating Dybas (a Cub fan) and Ligue (a guy who didn’t care about the Sox and just wanted to be on TV) with the Sox.
If you don’t mind racist bleacher bums and trash throwers being associated with all Cub fans, by all means, keep bringing up Dybas and Ligue as if that has anything to do with White Sox fans as a whole!
June 6th, 2008 at 10:33 am
This is still going on? Seriously?
June 6th, 2008 at 10:34 am
I know you haven’t read this blog much until now, and I don’t blame you…but aside from hating the White Sox with a white hot passion, I also hate most Cub fans including the assholes in the bleachers, the racists, the headband wearers, and the people that boo pickoff moves.
I think most people here do.
This is really just turned into a pissing match for no good reason. Other than my entertainment, that is.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:47 am
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June 6th, 2008 at 10:59 am
You remind me of the old Yankees pitcher Jim Coates, who used to throw at batters heads, igniting brawls that he would then watch from the dugout. I mean the next time I see a fan of your team wearing a Chicago White Sux shirt, I’ll just go and cry like a little girl named Bad Kermit.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Good. Those shirts are stupid, too.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Do you say ridiculously ignorant things about Cub fans too?
If so, shrug
June 6th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Cap Anson anyone? You folks are supposed to be so much more intelligent than us. If there’s any subject Cub fans should leave alone it’s this one.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Your statement is the one I found most profound yet. There are Jerks in every crowd. I applaud your sense of humor.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:27 am
My response was to Slaky’s orginal post.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Excellent point. I forgot all about that guy who was alive during the Civil War.
You’re right, though. The Cubs are expecting a big year out of Cap Anson.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:43 am
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June 6th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Yawn.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
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June 6th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I normally wouldn’t make an issue of grammar on the web, but you used the word “right” 3 times in place of the word “write”, which you used once in place of the word “right”…
Just an fyi, that’s pretty hilarious….
June 6th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Um…Ronnie Woo-Woo is black
so there
June 6th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
No it’s Ozzie’s engagement ring
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June 6th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
TDubbs, don’t hog all the Lizzie to yourself. However, I’ll be more than happy to keep her mom busy.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Wow, things have kinda gotten out of hand in this thread.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I can’t imagine why any women would feel uncomfortable here.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Gee, really? I didn’t know I was spelling the words wrong ON PURPOSE to make fun of the retarded Sox fan I was replying to. The one who was talking about “logic” and “blatant contradictions” in his comment. Talk about irony…
June 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
We’re pretty accomodating, to be honest.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
We’re pretty accommodating, to be honest.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
IT’S A MAAAADHOUSE!!!!
June 6th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I think calling Sox fans “Cubsessed” is referring to a majority of Sox fans. Not Sox fans who actually care about their team and take little interest in what’s going on with the Cubs. All 10 of you out there, you guys are awesome. Come to me any day for an actual baseball conversation about the teams.
This post (the one that so many of you people on here are proving correct) is for those that actually take time out of their days to find completely inaccurate and retarded things to say about the Cubs. They’re the people who say the Sox are better than the Cubs when the Sox are in fourth place in the division and the Cubs are in first. That’s just being ignorant and proving you know nothing about baseball. Unfortunately for Sox fans, I haven’t met many of you that actually have any idea what you’re talking about. I’m not doubting you exist, but please show your faces more so my opinions of your fanbase can change.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
You remind me of the old Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens. He was a stupid chode.
Also, ditto to Kermit. If you ever see a Cubs fan wearing one of those shirts, I give you full permission to burn him alive. None of us will ever miss him. Nor will we miss the Sox fan wearing the “Cork” shirt.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
They’re not ignorant, which is the point. A lot of Cubs “fans” are douches. They’re the ones you see standing against the fence in the bleachers next to the hot chick they’re about to run a train on. The same applies for Sox fans. They’re the ones you see anywhere inside of U.S. Cellular.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
If I got that offended every time someone trashed the Cubs on the internet my fucking head would explode. What the fuck.
Oh no, a blog made fun of the Cubs.
Which blog.
EVERY BLOG MAKES FUN OF THE FUCKING CUBS.
I deal with it.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Well, that does provide an interesting contrast to the bleachers at game time on Da Sowt Side… [img]http://unclebobsballparks9.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/p4080147.jpg.w560h420.jpg[/img]
June 6th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
EVERY BLOG MAKES FUN OF THE FUCKING CUBS.
Hell, even Cubs blogs make fun of the fucking Cubs.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Hell, even the fucking Cubs make fun of Cubs blogs that make fun of the fucking Cubs.
Lets see how long we can keep this going…
June 6th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Too good a pic to let tripod mess up:
[img]http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee209/jbdiablo/TheCell.jpg[/img]
June 6th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
How original, considering that some other lame Sox fan posted the same thing only about 80 posts or so ago…
June 6th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
This guy makes fun of the Cubs, too…
[img]http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/gamboa_tom0920.jpg[/img]
June 6th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I bought a “Holy Cow. The White Sox Still Suck” t-shirt last weekend at the game. WITH CASH!!!! Not rent-a-center style.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
My dad grew up on the south side.
Then the family moved.
There was a reason.
Have fun when your team moves to Buffalo because you aren’t able to consistently sell seats. You should’ve moved to St. Pete in the late 80’s, to begin with.
Sorry about Ivan Calderon,
john
June 6th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
> What’s John Murray up to these days?
Making our collective blood boil with his inestimable levels of applied douchiness.
Particularly when major media asscastles like the editors at SI sanction his douchiness with something like, say, their front cover.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
“CaptainBallzHatesUrShittyBlog”
Quod erat demonstrandum.
June 6th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Someone on the internet just called Kevin Hart a “low upside prospect.” Let’s flood his site with mediocre witticisms! That’ll teach him to say bad things about the Cubs!
June 6th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Where’s your trophy? *clap… clap* *clap clap clap*
Where’s your trophy? *clap… clap* *clap clap clap*
June 6th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
You mean to tell me that they gave a trophy to every single one of their fans?
I’m shocked that they could afford ten whole trophies!
June 14th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Bad Kermit, you are a genius puppeteer. They are so easily played.
March 1st, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Lost in the first round Clap Clap Clap
For the second consecutive year Clap Clap Clap
Play in Boystown Clap Clap Clap
You’re all still fags Clap Clap Clap
March 1st, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Lost in the first round Clap Clap Clap
For the second consecutive year Clap Clap Clap
Play in Boystown Clap Clap Clap
You’re all still fags Clap Clap Clap
Even gayer than longshot Clap Clap Clap
August 14th, 2009 at 9:04 am
I was born in the early 50’s near Wrigley field but became a Sox fan mainly because as a 5 year old the players names sounded more interesting and back then the Sox would have those great series with the Yankees. Some players were named Jungle Jim, Chico, Nellie, Lou ees and of course Minnie. The cubs meanwhile were playing to average crowds of about 7,000…the upper deck was a dust collector. Jack Brickhausenmiller was doing the broadcasts with a guy that was asleep by the fifth inning…Lloyd somethingorever.
Name a cub from the 50’s
Anyway my Dad did not even like baseball nor did any of my other siblings. I am a self made fan and I chose the Sox. I like having fewer fans its sort of a select group.