Archive for June, 2008
An Interview with Lou
Since Lou got tossed before Morgan and Miller were able to give him his ESPN interview, HJE was good enough to catch Lou for a locker room interview. And by “locker room,” I mean “bathroom.” The handicap stall. He said he likes to stretch his legs.
Friday Night Fukudome: Chris Duncan vs. Shelley Duncan
This particular FNF has absolutely nothing to do with anything that’s happening with the Cubs right now. I was just marveling at how ugly the Duncan brothers are. I imagine it’s tough to climb the Duncan family tree, since it has no branches.
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Shelley Duncan
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “At Least One of Us Is an All-Star” Edition
Well, well, well. Lookie who’s the first Cub to make the All-Star Team. Soriano? Bitch. Soto? Bitch. Fukudome? Bitch. Anyhow, it’s Roundup time.
It’s Nitpicking Time!
On Saturday, in front of a fan base whose hobby of obsessing over them is exceeded only by their penchant for hurling racial epithets at minorities who walk in front of their bungalows as they sit on their stoop and drink gin made in their bathtub, the Cubs will play their eighty-first game of the [...]
Photoshop #16
Have fun with this one.
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The Score Whips Out Its Wiener
I always love when people less competent than I am get canned. It also helps when they’re uneducated, loudmouth jackasses. So imagine my joy when I heard that, Mike North, the radio equivalent of Jay Mariotti was done at the Score. Let’s get something straight. This will not make me start [...]
So, Did Anyone Make it Into the Muskbag This Time?
I know several of you tried to make the Muskbag this week (including me). My question didn’t make it. Did yours?
Point and Counterpoint: Dempster and Millar
After Ryan Dempster and Kevin Millar spent their Spring Training verbally sparring through the media, HJE decided what better way to settle this once and for all than Dempster/Millar point/counterpoint? HJE: Allowing Wanna-Be Comedians to Play Public Grabass Since 2008.
R.I.P., George
The world is a little less funny today after the passing of the great comic George Carlin. He will be missed. Carlin baseball goodness (transcript for you soundless workaphiles followed by video) is below. Do yourself a favor and watch the video, though.
The Opposite of Indifference is SWEEP
Petty? Juvenile? Trifling? YES. And I love it. After Saturday’s game, when the Ozzhole said that Jim Edmonds wasn’t a good acquisition for the Cubs (Jim is putting up a .311/.358/.581 with the Cubs, by the way), he had to trot his team out for a 7-1 drubbing at the [...]
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