Friday Night Fukudome: Sean Gallagher vs. Tom Gorzelanny

Sean Gallagher looks like he got caught in the middle of a goofy smile. Tom Gorzelanny, god bless him, just looks that way normally.

Yeah, Gorzelanny is uglier, but Gallagher definitely looks more ridiculous relative to himself in that picture.

Gorzelanny looks like Sloth.

I can hear Gorzelanny’s photograph saying “duhhhhhhhhhhh…”

Gorzellany looks like a kid with Down’s Syndrome…Gally looks like he is a kid trying to imitate a kid with Down’s Syndrome.

Gorzellany’s picture makes me think of the movie The Hills Have Eyes

I voted for Gorzellany just because I can’t bring myself to vote against a Cub, especially since he won today. That said, Gallagher looks like he’s getting his rocks off. I suppose that’s another reason to vote for Gorzellany. You can’t fault a guy for getting his rocks off.

I’m a Nut!
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