Comments on: Things You Should Know About Jim Edmonds (Just in Case)

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:11:42 +0000

You know me SO WELL!

By: Not Jim

Not Jim — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:06:47 +0000

Pure Idiocy.

Your life motto must be: If you are unskilled and unsucessful, then make fun of others, especially those who are successful, so that you can have SOMETHING to be happy about.

By: JoePepitone

JoePepitone — Fri, 16 May 2008 04:41:07 +0000

“If you dipped a Muskat Mailbag in chocolate-flavored gold, shaped it like boobs, and served it off a $1,000 bill pulled from Megan Fox�s underpants, it wouldn�t be as good as this article.”

Kermit–

I didn’t think it was possible, but you undersold it. Seriously.

I been laughing so hard, I nearly asphyxiated myself.

By: level5

level5 — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:14:32 +0000

Gratuitous Megan Fox site.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007811.html

By: Jon

Jon — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:08:03 +0000

Even worse, it’s actually talking about men’s clothes. So really it should probably just read “Ladies, you can skip this one. Unless you’re someone’s hag, no one will talk to you.”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:05:50 +0000

Jimmy likes Elaine, and referencing himself in the third person.

By: Cade

Cade — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:12:39 +0000

Exactly. I read that sentence a few times before I finally got it.

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:00:43 +0000

Do you have a kid yet?

By: Andy

Andy — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:32:15 +0000

The writer is as bad as the subject matter. I had to read this like four times:

“Ladies, unless you tend to wear cargo shorts, baggy T-shirts and flip-flops to go out at night, you can skip this one.”

Isn’t the idea that there’s an actual dress code, so shouldn’t “unless” be “if”?

Oh, and Edmonds is a collie molesting douche. That is all.

By: Section 242

Section 242 — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:22:11 +0000

This quote is absolutely Bon Jovi-esque “I�ve been all around the world and seen a bunch of different places”.