Comments on: HJE Celebrates Daryle Ward Day

By: djwoody

djwoody — Wed, 14 May 2008 03:54:10 +0000

D. Ward represents the fat ass in all of us. Long live the fat bastard kangaroo! This is the year!

By: JackB

JackB — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:40:18 +0000

I love me some Darryl Ward. I was unable to observe said holiday yesterday, but tonight I will be making tacos aplenty. Big D is the man!

By: BigFlax

BigFlax — Tue, 13 May 2008 03:36:17 +0000

This just in from the notes section of tonight’s game recap!

“Former Cubs’ pitcher Mark Prior, now with the Padres, had a setback in his rehab from shoulder surgery in April 2007. When he felt discomfort in his shoulder at extended spring training in Arizona, he was sent back to San Diego for an MRI, manager Bud Black said. Prior might visit Dr. James Andrews, who performed the surgery, to be checked out.”

I know we’re all surprised and upset.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:46:28 +0000

Lee Elia says, “My fucken’ ass times 3 isn’t as big as a Ward’s, and you can take that down town AND PRINT IT!!”

By: Chuck

Chuck — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:44:42 +0000

So, “Go fuck yourself” makes perfect sense?

By: Weebs

Weebs — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:47:05 +0000

Darlye Ward is my hero. Has he ever been spotted without that big, chipmunk-looking smile?

By: Section 242

Section 242 — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:37:53 +0000

In tribute to this great man, I have made my ass as big as DWD’s.
Hey Lou, how about giving Wardo a start at 1st base against the next tough righty we face. DLee has got to be tired from jacking all these homers out against the wind.

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:29:29 +0000

That sounds awesome. I’m going to get mine in a few minutes.

By: flannj

flannj — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:25:44 +0000

Kerm, I blame you for the monstrosity I’m going to have to deposit in about 40 minutes.

I just finished my DWD Burrito.
Grilled chicken, pintos, rice, lettuce, tomato, cheese, habanero.

I’m gonna need a nap.

By: Mike D.

Mike D. — Mon, 12 May 2008 16:35:53 +0000

I’m hanging a star on this post.

Should be tHom, though.