Comments on: Cubs Sweep–Rick Morrissey Can Come Out From Under His Desk Now http://hirejimessian.com/2008/05/12/cubs-sweep-rick-morrisey-can-come-out-from-under-his-desk-now/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:57:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Reuschel's Jowls http://hirejimessian.com/2008/05/12/cubs-sweep-rick-morrisey-can-come-out-from-under-his-desk-now/comment-page-1/#comment-37650 Reuschel's Jowls Mon, 12 May 2008 19:51:47 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1909#comment-37650 And much like the mope-rock singer, he hates it when his friends become successful. And much like the mope-rock singer, he hates it when his friends become successful.

]]> By: Poon http://hirejimessian.com/2008/05/12/cubs-sweep-rick-morrisey-can-come-out-from-under-his-desk-now/comment-page-1/#comment-37632 Poon Mon, 12 May 2008 16:39:55 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1909#comment-37632 In all fairness this was a big series. We lost 4 series in a row, no matter how it happened. The Cubs needed to win a series and if you do it against a great team like the Dbags with their pitching staff it can turn a slump around. But yeah, the article stinks worse than my ass after a drunken night of bud light off the keg at some ass wipe I don't knows' party, but it was a very important early season series. Of course, he could just turn it around and say we didn't face Webb and only won games off their bull pen but whatever. The truth is the Cubs swept because I bought a new cap. For some reason I waited too long to buy my new cap for the season (the '34 Cooperstown Collection cap in case you were wondering). In all fairness this was a big series. We lost 4 series in a row, no matter how it happened. The Cubs needed to win a series and if you do it against a great team like the Dbags with their pitching staff it can turn a slump around. But yeah, the article stinks worse than my ass after a drunken night of bud light off the keg at some ass wipe I don’t knows’ party, but it was a very important early season series. Of course, he could just turn it around and say we didn’t face Webb and only won games off their bull pen but whatever.

The truth is the Cubs swept because I bought a new cap. For some reason I waited too long to buy my new cap for the season (the ’34 Cooperstown Collection cap in case you were wondering).

]]> By: Oleg http://hirejimessian.com/2008/05/12/cubs-sweep-rick-morrisey-can-come-out-from-under-his-desk-now/comment-page-1/#comment-37617 Oleg Mon, 12 May 2008 15:46:36 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1909#comment-37617 "There has been so much head-scratching in town regarding this team, you would think you were at a calculus class for English majors." From someone who has taken a calc class in college and has an English degree, "Fuck you, Morrissey!" And, as an aside, wouldn't "a calculus class FOR English majors" be different than a calculus class taken by an English major? Morrissey is truly the suck. “There has been so much head-scratching in town regarding this team, you would think you were at a calculus class for English majors.”

From someone who has taken a calc class in college and has an English degree, “Fuck you, Morrissey!”

And, as an aside, wouldn’t “a calculus class FOR English majors” be different than a calculus class taken by an English major? Morrissey is truly the suck.

]]> By: BigFlax http://hirejimessian.com/2008/05/12/cubs-sweep-rick-morrisey-can-come-out-from-under-his-desk-now/comment-page-1/#comment-37604 BigFlax Mon, 12 May 2008 14:21:17 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1909#comment-37604 Rick Morrissey: almost as whiny as <i>actual</i> Morrissey. Rick Morrissey: almost as whiny as actual Morrissey.

]]> By: morpheus http://hirejimessian.com/2008/05/12/cubs-sweep-rick-morrisey-can-come-out-from-under-his-desk-now/comment-page-1/#comment-37602 morpheus Mon, 12 May 2008 13:18:40 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1909#comment-37602 <blockquote>What better route to <b>self-awareness</b> than through a good performance against the Diamondbacks, who are the best team in baseball right now?</blockquote> Uh, is "Rick Morrissey" from Hobart? How does he compare to Kirkegaard?

What better route to self-awareness than through a good performance against the Diamondbacks, who are the best team in baseball right now?

Uh, is “Rick Morrissey” from Hobart? How does he compare to Kirkegaard?

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