Hire Jim Essian

Welp, I'm going to go ahead and make the snap decision that this Cubs team is going to underachieve in the run-scoring department. But how much will they underachieve? Will they score fewer runs than the Naperville Central Redhawks? I'll be following both teams and keeping track, but what do you think? ... Read More

Well, well, well. Everyone's been questioning Sweet Uncle Lou's decision-making ability. "You're a crazy old bastard who makes up crazy lineups!" they yelled. "Dempster sucks and shouldn't be a starter!" they taunted. "You can't walk down the street with no pants!" they suggested. Well, Dempster is our stopper, so who's laughing now? Anyhow, here's ... Read More

In honor of the happiest time of the year, they have made today, April 3, Armenian Appreciation Day. It's noted on Geocities, so it's got to be true. It's no secret that I'm fiercely proud of my Armenian heritage, so much so that I sensed shenanigans when HJE went out the other day? Hmm, a site dedicated to re-employ ... Read More

Thanks to the help of Domer.mq, there are a couple things I'm going to do to decrease the amount of bandwidth I'm using (which is probably causing a lot of our problems). The only switch which I'm sure will have you all throwing tantrums is a change in the Shoutbox. Currently, the Shoutbox is taking up space on ... Read More

Sorry it's been a disaster today. This was NOT part of the April Fools' Day joke yesterday. Instead of having the chance to write something today, I've been trying to resolve our technical difficulties. And then, of course, my internet connection failed me. Bear with me. Hopefully everything will be completely back to normal tomorrow. ... Read More

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