Fucking Cocksucker of the Day: Roger Clemens
Well, Roger, we all knew you were a fucking cocksucker. You’ve been a ‘roided-up, self-centered hired gun prick for your entire career. You’ve played for the Red Sox and the Yankees, two of the most hated fucking franchises in all of baseball. And now, we find out that you’re a fucking pedophile. Even giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming that you weren’t having a sexual relationship with country star Mindy McCready WHEN SHE WAS FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD, what in the fuck was a 28-year-old married man with two kids doing with ANY kind of relationship with a fifteen-year-old?! You’re a sick fuck, Clemens, which is why you’re our “Fucking Cocksucker of the Day.”
As your prize, you can kiss my fucking ass right downtown and PRINT IT!
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Keghorn This is some of the most ridiculous media-stirring I’ve seen. A southern-born professional ballplayer hangin’ out with country musicians? Sounds pretty legit to me. Clemens went Hollywood a loooong time ago when he had cameos in Kingpin and The Simpsons. Would not surprise me if this was simply friends being friends. Of course, where are the statements from McCready?
Bad Kermit You mean the statements from McCready refusing to refute any of the allegations? Right here. There’s pretty much no good reason for a 28-year-old married father to EVER be “hanging out” with a 15-year-old girl. Clemens is an arrogant fucking idiot who thinks he’s invincible. I am going to enjoy every bit of his downfall.
St._Lousy_Sucks He could have at least had an inappropriate relationship with a decent looking country music singer. Mindy McCready? Blech. I’d rather roll Trisha Yearwood in flour and…well, you know the rest
Ew, are you serious? This is like if Kerry Wood were hanging out with Hannah Montana, for Christ’s sake. What the hell kind of 28 year old man would be “friends” with a 15 year old girl? It’s inappropriate and weird at best, PedoBear-approved at worst.
jonnyG Yes, yes, we all “know” that Roger is a liar. But we also know that bimbo drug addict z-list celebrities will say/do anything to try to get back up onto the c-list. I don’t know if she can sing, but she knows how to get publicity when she needs it. If you want to weigh in on his guilt/innocence, vote in this Such a Cheater poll: http://www.suchacheater.com/roger-clemens-cheated-with-mindy-mccready/196/
Keghorn Just saw the NY Daily News article breaking the news that McCready says the relationship did turn intimate at one time. Such a shame for everyone involved.
Bad Kermit Those poll choices barely make sense, but I have to give you credit for being one of the more accurate spam bots out there.
cherigrace Typical. I’ve always thought he was the most arrogant player EVER and, yeah, there’s obviously only one reason a 28 year old man “hangs out” with a fifteen year old girl. I feel sorry for her- if that giant cretin had ever touched me the image would be burned in my brain until I blew my head off to get it out. Wait a second…didn’t she try to kill herself a couple years ago?
TDubbs I don’t know what all this *”hanging out”* stuff entails. I just know I like to have secks with 15 year olds. That doens’t make me weird, does it?
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Right now, Roger has less wins than he has losses. Morally speaking, that is.