Well, Roger, we all knew you were a fucking cocksucker. You’ve been a ‘roided-up, self-centered hired gun prick for your entire career. You’ve played for the Red Sox and the Yankees, two of the most hated fucking franchises in all of baseball. And now, we find out that you’re a fucking pedophile. Even giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming that you weren’t having a sexual relationship with country star Mindy McCready WHEN SHE WAS FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD, what in the fuck was a 28-year-old married man with two kids doing with ANY kind of relationship with a fifteen-year-old?! You’re a sick fuck, Clemens, which is why you’re our “Fucking Cocksucker of the Day.”
As your prize, you can kiss my fucking ass right downtown and PRINT IT!
