Six Words on the Cubs
Friend of HJE, participant in the landmark HJE Round Table, and current editor of ESPN: The Magazine, Chris Sprow, has brought to my attention a contest great opportunity to win prizes while showing off your creative talents simply by writing your PG-13, six-word take on the Cubs. You need to get them in by MONDAY MORNING. Get cracking on gems like:
- Dempster is good? Who’d have guessed?
- Can Dusty manage the Cardinals next?
- Kicking dirt can invigorate a franchise.
Or, you guys could go with something not stupid. Have at it.
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Comments
aaronb I wish Dusty can transition to a GM/Manager dual role. St. Louis and Milwaukee seem like the most logical destinations IMHO.
dying_diehard Joe Morgan - never announce Cubs again
Joe Morgan - not better than Ryno
There, I got the Cubs in
FUK Usual Departures, October enters MEaningfully
Hendry You Genius - Thanks For Lou
Poon I would have gone with “Eastern Seaboard Propaganda Network. What Cubs?” but any dig on ESPN’s bias is good in my book.
aaronb I was off on a tangent about Dusty. Lets try this for 6 words
Wrigley 2008: scoring will be plentiful
TDubbs Watching Fukkake gives TDubbs a boner.
Watching DLEE gives TDubbs a boner.
Watching Cubs pR0N gives TDubbs boner.
RedBeard No, no, you screwed up the delivery. Here, I’ll fix it for you:
Nope. I am ghey for IAN.
Jarritos Wait… five or six? Oh, six.
No longer want Cubs to move.
Seriously, I don’t anymore. It feels funny.
Jarritos All-Stars at corners compensate weak middle.
Huge Venezuelan pitcher frightens batters, onlookers.
Roberts who? Our Johnson works fine.
CT
bocaj
BigFlax
StPatrick
TDubbs
How about “ESPN has totally botched televised baseball?”
Oh, whoops. That’s not about the Cubs.