Comments on: Friday Night Fukudome: Mike Fontenot vs. Eric Patterson http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/ Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:51:13 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: JackB http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-30114 JackB Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:21:06 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1869#comment-30114 I don't think Ichi Ban is too bad. That Horry Kow crap has to go though. Fucking douchebags. It's just embarrassing. You'd think these people had never seen an Asian before.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('30114','JackB'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('30114','JackB','I don\'t think Ichi Ban is too bad. That Horry Kow crap has to go though. Fucking douchebags. It\'s just embarrassing. You\'d think these people had never seen an Asian before.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> I don’t think Ichi Ban is too bad. That Horry Kow crap has to go though. Fucking douchebags. It’s just embarrassing. You’d think these people had never seen an Asian before.
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]]> By: Brad D http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-30027 Brad D Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:57:30 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1869#comment-30027 Lou is just throwing these two puppies a bone. He doesn't really think either one of them could hold the job down. He's like the dad who catches you smoking and makes you smoke the whole pack right in front of him until you puke. "You see" said Uncle Lou "I tryed to tell you, but you wouldn't listen!" Can you imagine the conversation between Murton and Patterson when Murton showed up and probably broke the news to him before Lou could remember to mention it. Patterson: Hey what are you doing here, shouldn't you be in Iowa hitting a daisy chain of singles right now? Murton: Oh, didn't they tell you, I'm here to replace you, although I think Disney world is still hiring for munchins and Lilliputians. Sweet Lou: Oh, shit this awkward, you two gentle men know eachother right, Eric Meet your replacement, and don't stare at him for too long or his pastiness will blind you, if the red hair doesn't" Patterson: Ok, but can I take a few souvenirs before I go, like Zambrano's Jock? Zambrano: I don't think you could carry it boy!! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!! Oh to be a fly on the wall.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('30027','Brad D'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('30027','Brad D','Lou is just throwing these two puppies a bone. He doesn\'t really think either one of them could hold the job down. He\'s like the dad who catches you smoking and makes you smoke the whole pack right in front of him until you puke. \r\n\"You see\" said Uncle Lou \"I tryed to tell you, but you wouldn\'t listen!\" \r\n\r\nCan you imagine the conversation between Murton and Patterson when Murton showed up and probably broke the news to him before Lou could remember to mention it.\r\n\r\nPatterson: Hey what are you doing here, shouldn\'t you be in Iowa hitting a daisy chain of singles right now? \r\nMurton: Oh, didn\'t they tell you, I\'m here to replace you, although I think Disney world is still hiring for munchins and Lilliputians.\r\nSweet Lou: Oh, shit this awkward, you two gentle men know eachother right, Eric Meet your replacement, and don\'t stare at him for too long or his pastiness will blind you, if the red hair doesn\'t\"\r\n\r\nPatterson: Ok, but can I take a few souvenirs before I go, like Zambrano\'s Jock?\r\n\r\nZambrano: I don\'t think you could carry it boy!! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!\r\n\r\nOh to be a fly on the wall.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> Lou is just throwing these two puppies a bone. He doesn’t really think either one of them could hold the job down. He’s like the dad who catches you smoking and makes you smoke the whole pack right in front of him until you puke.
“You see” said Uncle Lou “I tryed to tell you, but you wouldn’t listen!”

Can you imagine the conversation between Murton and Patterson when Murton showed up and probably broke the news to him before Lou could remember to mention it.

Patterson: Hey what are you doing here, shouldn’t you be in Iowa hitting a daisy chain of singles right now?
Murton: Oh, didn’t they tell you, I’m here to replace you, although I think Disney world is still hiring for munchins and Lilliputians.
Sweet Lou: Oh, shit this awkward, you two gentle men know eachother right, Eric Meet your replacement, and don’t stare at him for too long or his pastiness will blind you, if the red hair doesn’t”

Patterson: Ok, but can I take a few souvenirs before I go, like Zambrano’s Jock?

Zambrano: I don’t think you could carry it boy!! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!

Oh to be a fly on the wall.

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]]> By: Brick http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-29951 Brick Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:21:30 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1869#comment-29951 My parents went to a game where the official promotional thing handed out at the doors was a headband. It said "ichi ban" ("number one"). If those are the headbands you saw, I don't think that's offensive, plus it was clearly some kind of Cubs official merchandise. (Though "official" doesn't necessarily mean "inoffensive" I suppose.)<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('29951','Brick'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('29951','Brick','My parents went to a game where the official promotional thing handed out at the doors was a headband. It said \"ichi ban\" (\"number one\").\r\n\r\nIf those are the headbands you saw, I don\'t think that\'s offensive, plus it was clearly some kind of Cubs official merchandise. (Though \"official\" doesn\'t necessarily mean \"inoffensive\" I suppose.)'); return false;">Quote</a></div> My parents went to a game where the official promotional thing handed out at the doors was a headband. It said “ichi ban” (“number one”).

If those are the headbands you saw, I don’t think that’s offensive, plus it was clearly some kind of Cubs official merchandise. (Though “official” doesn’t necessarily mean “inoffensive” I suppose.)

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]]> By: Ryan Beariot http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-29909 Ryan Beariot Sun, 20 Apr 2008 05:37:34 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1869#comment-29909 sorry, dude, total lie. was down there today and i definitely saw some people still selling the thing. several different stores were selling just the image, and i definitely saw at least one vendor selling the shirt. i saw several fukudome headbands and several different shirts with japanese writing and attempts at humor. but you know what else i saw? a little known redhead by the name of MATT FUCKING MURTON!!!!!!!!!! i was in the bleachers and when he walked out there we all started cheering for him, even after the 0 for 2. everyone was pretty meh to Pennsylvania, but the crowd freaking loved murton.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('29909','Ryan Beariot'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('29909','Ryan Beariot','sorry, dude, total lie. was down there today and i definitely saw some people still selling the thing. several different stores were selling just the image, and i definitely saw at least one vendor selling the shirt. i saw several fukudome headbands and several different shirts with japanese writing and attempts at humor.\r\n\r\nbut you know what else i saw? a little known redhead by the name of MATT FUCKING MURTON!!!!!!!!!! \r\n\r\ni was in the bleachers and when he walked out there we all started cheering for him, even after the 0 for 2. everyone was pretty meh to Pennsylvania, but the crowd freaking loved murton.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> sorry, dude, total lie. was down there today and i definitely saw some people still selling the thing. several different stores were selling just the image, and i definitely saw at least one vendor selling the shirt. i saw several fukudome headbands and several different shirts with japanese writing and attempts at humor.

but you know what else i saw? a little known redhead by the name of MATT FUCKING MURTON!!!!!!!!!!

i was in the bleachers and when he walked out there we all started cheering for him, even after the 0 for 2. everyone was pretty meh to Pennsylvania, but the crowd freaking loved murton.

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]]> By: gocub17 http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-29898 gocub17 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:45:03 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1869#comment-29898 Fontenot...by forfeit<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('29898','gocub17'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('29898','gocub17','Fontenot...by forfeit'); return false;">Quote</a></div> Fontenot…by forfeit
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]]> By: JayBandit http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-29870 JayBandit Sat, 19 Apr 2008 20:53:48 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1869#comment-29870 http://www.suntimes.com/sports/903754,cubshirt041808.article<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('29870','JayBandit'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('29870','JayBandit','http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/sports\/903754,cubshirt041808.article'); return false;">Quote</a></div> http://www.suntimes.com/sports/903754,cubshirt041808.article
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]]> By: Jon http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-29868 Jon Sat, 19 Apr 2008 19:41:26 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1869#comment-29868 Once again, I went with Crab Juice. Because it can actually get on base.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('29868','Jon'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('29868','Jon','Once again, I went with Crab Juice. Because it can actually get on base.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> Once again, I went with Crab Juice. Because it can actually get on base.
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]]> By: StPatrick http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-29852 StPatrick Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:41:39 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1869#comment-29852 racists<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('29852','StPatrick'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('29852','StPatrick','racists'); return false;">Quote</a></div> racists
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]]> By: Thrillho http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-29850 Thrillho Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:13:25 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1869#comment-29850 I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
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]]> By: Klute http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/18/friday-night-fukudome-mike-fontenot-vs-eric-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-29847 Klute Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:55:55 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=1869#comment-29847 Agreed Jarritos- OBP is the number one attribute for the top of the order, base clogger or not. Who gives a shit about speed when you're getting on base at a 200 clip as an alternative. A 1-2 punch of Johnson, Fukudome would be a big improvement and if Johnson isn't playing, go with Fukudome and DeRosa at the top. I just can't figure out how this escapes a baseball man like Piniella. When the Fonz returns, hit him 5th. and say fuck it. He's a whiff machine with over half of his hits for extra bases. Put him in a spot in the order when K's don't hurt the club, his speed will still be an asset and his extra base power will be maximized.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('29847','Klute'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('29847','Klute','Agreed Jarritos-\r\n\r\nOBP is the number one attribute for the top of the order, base clogger or not. Who gives a shit about speed when you\'re getting on base at a 200 clip as an alternative. A 1-2 punch of Johnson, Fukudome would be a big improvement and if Johnson isn\'t playing, go with Fukudome and DeRosa at the top.\r\n\r\nI just can\'t figure out how this escapes a baseball man like Piniella.\r\n\r\nWhen the Fonz returns, hit him 5th. and say fuck it. He\'s a whiff machine with over half of his hits for extra bases. Put him in a spot in the order when K\'s don\'t hurt the club, his speed will still be an asset and his extra base power will be maximized.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> Agreed Jarritos-

OBP is the number one attribute for the top of the order, base clogger or not. Who gives a shit about speed when you’re getting on base at a 200 clip as an alternative. A 1-2 punch of Johnson, Fukudome would be a big improvement and if Johnson isn’t playing, go with Fukudome and DeRosa at the top.

I just can’t figure out how this escapes a baseball man like Piniella.

When the Fonz returns, hit him 5th. and say fuck it. He’s a whiff machine with over half of his hits for extra bases. Put him in a spot in the order when K’s don’t hurt the club, his speed will still be an asset and his extra base power will be maximized.

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