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		<title>By: Reuschel's Jowls</title>
		<link>http://hirejimessian.com/2008/04/16/more-inane-journalism-and-other-things/comment-page-1/#comment-29751</link>
		<dc:creator>Reuschel's Jowls</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Speaking of journalism, I just caught my first glimpse of the &quot;Horry Kow&quot; shirts yesterday (which Wittmeyer describes in his Sun-Times column today).

Holy. Crap. Those are repugnant (the slanted eyes on the Cubby bear take it to a whole new level of &quot;ugly racist&quot;). I gave some grief to the guy selling them. From the article, Fukudome&#039;s pretty clearly offended by them, too, but is too polite to make a huge fuss. But hey, a buck&#039;s a buck, right? Who cares if you make racial jokes at your new star outfielder&#039;s expense?

Any douchebags I see wearing these in Wrigleyville this summer are getting pelted with empties. You might as well be wearing a shirt with the n-word on it. 

You know, it&#039;s bad enough when dipwads in the bleachers throw trash on to the warning track and make Cub fans look like idiots. I&#039;ll be damned if I&#039;m going to let a few morons make us all look like racists, too. 

It&#039;s pretty clear that shaming the morons won&#039;t be effective.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Speaking of journalism, I just caught my first glimpse of the &#8220;Horry Kow&#8221; shirts yesterday (which Wittmeyer describes in his Sun-Times column today).</p>
<p>Holy. Crap. Those are repugnant (the slanted eyes on the Cubby bear take it to a whole new level of &#8220;ugly racist&#8221;). I gave some grief to the guy selling them. From the article, Fukudome&#8217;s pretty clearly offended by them, too, but is too polite to make a huge fuss. But hey, a buck&#8217;s a buck, right? Who cares if you make racial jokes at your new star outfielder&#8217;s expense?</p>
<p>Any douchebags I see wearing these in Wrigleyville this summer are getting pelted with empties. You might as well be wearing a shirt with the n-word on it. </p>
<p>You know, it&#8217;s bad enough when dipwads in the bleachers throw trash on to the warning track and make Cub fans look like idiots. I&#8217;ll be damned if I&#8217;m going to let a few morons make us all look like racists, too. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s pretty clear that shaming the morons won&#8217;t be effective.</p>
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		<title>By: JackB</title>
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		<dc:creator>JackB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I suppose the hop didn&#039;t cause the injury per se, but I still wish he&#039;d knock it off.  He looks like a little girl when he does it, plus it just seems like showboating to me.  One of these days some other team is going to get that idea in their little heads and then Soriano will get one in the ribs and get hurt AGAIN.  He just looks goofy and it really bugs me for some illogical fucking reason.  I have issues.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suppose the hop didn&#8217;t cause the injury per se, but I still wish he&#8217;d knock it off.  He looks like a little girl when he does it, plus it just seems like showboating to me.  One of these days some other team is going to get that idea in their little heads and then Soriano will get one in the ribs and get hurt AGAIN.  He just looks goofy and it really bugs me for some illogical fucking reason.  I have issues.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike D.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike D.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s cool, jowels.  It&#039;s a minor point, anyway.  

Although I still think the people making a big deal about the hop should find something else to talk about.  The hop had nothing to do with the injury.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s cool, jowels.  It&#8217;s a minor point, anyway.  </p>
<p>Although I still think the people making a big deal about the hop should find something else to talk about.  The hop had nothing to do with the injury.</p>
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		<title>By: Reuschel's Jowls</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reuschel's Jowls</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Infield single? Did we not establish that Ramirez was up?&quot;

Yeah, Mike. And Rami *never* pounds the ball straight into the ground whilst swinging for the fences, right?

We&#039;ll have to agree to disagree on this one. I saw that play and still think Soriano would have been safe. It would have taken a rope of a throw to get him if he was going full-speed. The throw wasn&#039;t very good, either, but it didn&#039;t matter by that point. 

I didn&#039;t think Soriano&#039;s play was &quot;stupid&quot; or &quot;unreasonable&quot; there, and I&#039;ve been one of the biggest critics of the Cubs&#039; baserunning the past five years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Infield single? Did we not establish that Ramirez was up?&#8221;</p>
<p>Yeah, Mike. And Rami *never* pounds the ball straight into the ground whilst swinging for the fences, right?</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll have to agree to disagree on this one. I saw that play and still think Soriano would have been safe. It would have taken a rope of a throw to get him if he was going full-speed. The throw wasn&#8217;t very good, either, but it didn&#8217;t matter by that point. </p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t think Soriano&#8217;s play was &#8220;stupid&#8221; or &#8220;unreasonable&#8221; there, and I&#8217;ve been one of the biggest critics of the Cubs&#8217; baserunning the past five years.</p>
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		<title>By: Seth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah, I fucked up.. I meant &quot;small sample&quot;. I also fucked up with the source. I probably should have just kept my fucking mouth shut, and mentioned that I fucking hate that fuck Eric Patterson is fucking Corey Patterson&#039;s brother.  fuck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, I fucked up.. I meant &#8220;small sample&#8221;. I also fucked up with the source. I probably should have just kept my fucking mouth shut, and mentioned that I fucking hate that fuck Eric Patterson is fucking Corey Patterson&#8217;s brother.  fuck.</p>
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		<title>By: Brad D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brad D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a great opportunity to see what Reed Could do as a fixture in the line up and we could still bring up The Red-Headed Step CHild.  How bowt it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a great opportunity to see what Reed Could do as a fixture in the line up and we could still bring up The Red-Headed Step CHild.  How bowt it.</p>
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		<title>By: JoePepitone</title>
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		<dc:creator>JoePepitone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>&#8220;I’ve got a friend in D.C. who tells me that the guy was literally dropping every third or fourth fungo in spring training two years ago for the Nats before he added the little hitch&#8221;</i></p>
<p>That matches with the explanation that LouPa gave about &#8220;The Hop&#8221; (you can rock it, you can roll it, you can slop and you can stroll it at the hop&#8230;.)</p>
<p>He said it helped him focus on catching routine fly balls that had been giving him trouble before he started doing it.</p>
<p>Sounds like Soriano may have ADD/ADHD issues or something similar.  Having experience with ADD myself and a daughter with ADHD, I gotta say let him do whatever works if it allows him to harness that talent effectively out on the ball field.  It would also be consistent with his approach at the plate.  In that case, batting him lead-off may be the best match for what allows him to show such an outstanding talent from time-to-time.  ADD/ADHD&#8217;ers tend to be like racehorses or Ferraris &#8212; much higher maintenance to get them to where their talents can shine but when everything is clicking &#8212; stand back!  They blow the doors off everything else on the field.</p>
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		<title>By: BigFlax</title>
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		<dc:creator>BigFlax</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck this organization, apparently.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck this organization, apparently.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike D.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike D.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well from my view down the &lt;i&gt;third-base&lt;/i&gt; line, jowels, where the play was right in front of me, I can tell you that Soriano would have been dead even if his hammy &lt;i&gt;didn&#039;t&lt;/i&gt; go *BLAMMO*.

Regardless, there is no acceptable rationalization for him to take 3rd with 2 out and Ramirez due up.  All 3 of your propositions are less likely than Ramirez simply knocking a single to the outfield.

Wild pitch?  you really want to justify taking third on a potential wild pitch?
Infield single?  Did we not establish that Ramirez was up?
Forcing a bad throw form the OF?  Really now, how often does that happen?  That&#039;s a move that *I* make in softball when I&#039;m on the basepaths.  That&#039;s not nearly a good enough reason for a major league baserunner to risk carelessly aborting an inning by attempting.

I also think that blaming his &quot;hop&quot; for the injury is retarded.  He pulled a calf muscle.  It happens.

There&#039;s a difference between hustling and being brain-dead.  In that situation, there is no jusification to take third base.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well from my view down the <i>third-base</i> line, jowels, where the play was right in front of me, I can tell you that Soriano would have been dead even if his hammy <i>didn&#8217;t</i> go *BLAMMO*.</p>
<p>Regardless, there is no acceptable rationalization for him to take 3rd with 2 out and Ramirez due up.  All 3 of your propositions are less likely than Ramirez simply knocking a single to the outfield.</p>
<p>Wild pitch?  you really want to justify taking third on a potential wild pitch?<br />
Infield single?  Did we not establish that Ramirez was up?<br />
Forcing a bad throw form the OF?  Really now, how often does that happen?  That&#8217;s a move that *I* make in softball when I&#8217;m on the basepaths.  That&#8217;s not nearly a good enough reason for a major league baserunner to risk carelessly aborting an inning by attempting.</p>
<p>I also think that blaming his &#8220;hop&#8221; for the injury is retarded.  He pulled a calf muscle.  It happens.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a difference between hustling and being brain-dead.  In that situation, there is no jusification to take third base.</p>
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		<title>By: Reuschel's Jowls</title>
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		<dc:creator>Reuschel's Jowls</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, as to your last argument -- which I&#039;ve seen floating around Cubs boards since that night -- I don&#039;t get it. The guy was hustling for an extra  base, one he would have made. The only reason he &quot;ran his team out of the inning&quot; was that his hamstring *blew the hell up* on the way to third. 

As for why you do that with two outs and A-Ram due up, I can think of at least three reasons...

1. You can score on a wild pitch.
2. You can score on an infield single. 
3. Force a throw from the OF that gets away, allowing you to score.

None of those reasons are enough to advance into a close play and possible out, of course, but from my view down the first base line that night, it appeared he would have made it easily before he injured himself. It would have taken a rope of a throw to get him, at least.

We can&#039;t bitch and moan about guys not hustling, then bitch and moan about how stupid they are when they do hustle but get hurt. 

This is not a defense of the hop, just of the play last August.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, as to your last argument &#8212; which I&#8217;ve seen floating around Cubs boards since that night &#8212; I don&#8217;t get it. The guy was hustling for an extra  base, one he would have made. The only reason he &#8220;ran his team out of the inning&#8221; was that his hamstring *blew the hell up* on the way to third. </p>
<p>As for why you do that with two outs and A-Ram due up, I can think of at least three reasons&#8230;</p>
<p>1. You can score on a wild pitch.<br />
2. You can score on an infield single.<br />
3. Force a throw from the OF that gets away, allowing you to score.</p>
<p>None of those reasons are enough to advance into a close play and possible out, of course, but from my view down the first base line that night, it appeared he would have made it easily before he injured himself. It would have taken a rope of a throw to get him, at least.</p>
<p>We can&#8217;t bitch and moan about guys not hustling, then bitch and moan about how stupid they are when they do hustle but get hurt. </p>
<p>This is not a defense of the hop, just of the play last August.</p>
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