Am I the first one to use that headline? God, I hope so. Anyhow, thanks to the rain, my DVR (despite being set to record The Tenth Inning and Reba) only recorded the first eight innings. I understand some people are flinging themselves from rooftops because the Cubs lost one extra-innings game. Wow.

Here are the positives. It’s about eight and a half hours after the first pitch of the 2008 season and:

  • Now the Wrigleyville Chads and Trixies have TWO places to meet before games! Either by the Harry statue OR the Banks statue!
  • No one has scored on Zambrano yet (and God damn, he was efficient).
  • No one has gotten Kosuke Fukudome out yet. That was one of the best debuts for a Cub position player ever, and I didn’t even see the home run.
  • Carlos Marmol is going to strike out a million guys this year, some of them on only one pitch. In 1.1 innings, he collected three strikeouts with nine pitches, throwing all but one for a strike.
  • Everyone has beards! Except Theriot, because he can’t grow one yet.
  • I’m crediting Ward with a double for his outstanding at-bat in the 8th inning.
  • The Brewer bullpen still absolutely fukking sucks.
  • After Theriot and Soriano’s 0-10, 4 K game between the two of them, Lou is one game closer to putting DeRosa and Fukudome at the top.

There are 161 more regular season games to go. Everyone relax, take a deep breath, take tomorrow off, and we’ll see you on Wednesday.