Comments on: T79 #66: Craig Biggio “My God, Chip Caray Wants to Bang You” http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:57:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Craig Biggio - News, Video, Photos, and Rumors from BallHype http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/comment-page-1/#comment-27989 Craig Biggio - News, Video, Photos, and Rumors from BallHype Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:56:35 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/#comment-27989 [...] The Newberg Report 1 0 0 T79 #66: Craig Biggio “My God, Chip Caray Wants to Bang You” [...]

]]> By: JackB http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/comment-page-1/#comment-26116 JackB Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:55:33 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/#comment-26116 Watched the Kerry wood 20K game recently and was struck by how much bigger Biggio's arm guard was back in those days. You could shoot him on the arm and not get flesh with that thing on. I am so glad he fucking retired. I hated his guts with a passion, but I did respect him. He was a scrawny little shit who played the game the right way. Sadly enough, we need more Craig Biggios in the game. His loyalty to the Astros always impressed me, even if I wanted to break a bat over his pinetar covered head. You oughta get some kind of award for either using the same helmet every season, or for being so unbelievably filthy that you destroy the logo on every new helmet they give you. Watched the Kerry wood 20K game recently and was struck by how much bigger Biggio’s arm guard was back in those days. You could shoot him on the arm and not get flesh with that thing on. I am so glad he fucking retired. I hated his guts with a passion, but I did respect him. He was a scrawny little shit who played the game the right way. Sadly enough, we need more Craig Biggios in the game. His loyalty to the Astros always impressed me, even if I wanted to break a bat over his pinetar covered head. You oughta get some kind of award for either using the same helmet every season, or for being so unbelievably filthy that you destroy the logo on every new helmet they give you.

]]> By: Connor http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/comment-page-1/#comment-26059 Connor Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:24:04 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/#comment-26059 Right now at an open mic night at some bar in some posh suburb, Chip Caray is dedicating "The Man Who Sold the World", tearfully, to the memory of Biggio. He has misidentified it as a Nirvana song that David Bowie once covered. He has played every one of the opening chords out of tune. He is mumbling soulfully because he can't remember most of the words. The bar is so humid that his sweater vest is beginning to curl up at the bottom. In the corner of the same bar, stumpy, scrappy Biggio is shooting pool with his offhand, really hamming it up when he misses a shot, in the early stages of hustling the patrons out of their paycheques. Right now at an open mic night at some bar in some posh suburb, Chip Caray is dedicating “The Man Who Sold the World”, tearfully, to the memory of Biggio. He has misidentified it as a Nirvana song that David Bowie once covered. He has played every one of the opening chords out of tune. He is mumbling soulfully because he can’t remember most of the words. The bar is so humid that his sweater vest is beginning to curl up at the bottom. In the corner of the same bar, stumpy, scrappy Biggio is shooting pool with his offhand, really hamming it up when he misses a shot, in the early stages of hustling the patrons out of their paycheques.

]]> By: Message Boards: Official Omnipotent Cubs Spring Training Thread - CBSSports.com http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/comment-page-1/#comment-26039 Message Boards: Official Omnipotent Cubs Spring Training Thread - CBSSports.com Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:14:59 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/#comment-26039 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] one is worth it just for the [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> [...] one is worth it just for the [...]

]]> By: Jarritos http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/comment-page-1/#comment-26030 Jarritos Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:13:22 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/#comment-26030 Swung on and belted... Swung on and belted…

]]> By: Mike N. http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/comment-page-1/#comment-26022 Mike N. Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:03:52 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/#comment-26022 His two (at least) face plants on Tal's Hill at MMP against the Cubs when he briefly played center are what I'll remember. His two (at least) face plants on Tal’s Hill at MMP against the Cubs when he briefly played center are what I’ll remember.

]]> By: Andy http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/comment-page-1/#comment-26009 Andy Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:23:56 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/#comment-26009 Just because he said "hi" to Chip Caray behind the batting cage once, Chip felt the need to verbally felate him for hours at a time during every Cubs-Astros game from there on. Guh. Just because he said “hi” to Chip Caray behind the batting cage once, Chip felt the need to verbally felate him for hours at a time during every Cubs-Astros game from there on. Guh.

]]> By: Sloth http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/comment-page-1/#comment-26006 Sloth Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:05:12 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/#comment-26006 The Beege. DO NOT WANT The Beege. DO NOT WANT

]]> By: PenFoe http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/comment-page-1/#comment-26004 PenFoe Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:58:04 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/#comment-26004 Even in the great 20K game, he still managed to only K once and to get HBP'd. Will. Not. Miss. http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN199805060.shtml Even in the great 20K game, he still managed to only K once and to get HBP’d.
Will. Not. Miss.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN199805060.shtml

]]> By: Jon http://hirejimessian.com/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/comment-page-1/#comment-25994 Jon Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:41:35 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008/03/13/t79-66-craig-biggio-my-god-chip-caray-wants-to-bang-you/#comment-25994 ” I can’t help but respect you, Craig Biggio, but God damn I’m glad you’re gone.”

My sentiments exactly.

So glad to see this series resurrected.

]]>