It looks like Cardinal utilityman Scott Spiezio is going to pay the consequences for his booze-fueled joyride last December. Irvine, California police have issued a warrant for Spiezio’s arrest on six charges from the crash that ended Spiezio’s night. The charges were:

1. Driving with Jim Edmonds’ scrotum obstructing his view
2. Improper use of soul patch
3. Failure to come to a complete stop at an intersection
4. Failure to submit to hilarious field sobriety test
5. Failure to hit better than he pitched in 2007
6. Excessive use of a terrible name for a band, SandFrog