HJE‘s own Section 242 was kind enough to present me with an opportunity to possibly meet Jim Hendry in the near future. I say “kind enough” with the assumption that being close enough to smell Hendry isn’t going to be the worst experience of my life.

Anyhow, 242 was wondering aloud if we should kiss Hendry’s ass, or actually try to ask him some good questions. I prefer acting like Frank Costanza did when he met George Steinbrenner. “What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year! He’s got a rocket for an arm! You don’t know what the hell you’re doing!”

So, what do you guys think? I’ve added four initial questions for voting, and I’m allowing you guys to add questions. KEEP IN MIND that I am going to actually try to ask Hendry the winning question (if not more), so I reserve the right to delete stupid ones. Feel free to put stupid, funny ones in the comments section. Please keep them out of the poll, though. Voting ends with tomorrow’s FNF (Friday Night Fukudome; is it popular enough to have its own acronym yet?).