Hello, everybody, Harry Doyle here, welcoming all you Friends of the Feather to another postseason of Indians baseball. I know a lot of you are disappointed about the way your own season turned out, so I’d like to invite you to join the great fans of Cleveland in supporting the Indians the rest of the way. Yes, sir. They love this club here in Cleveland!

A lotta people say you can tell how a postseason’s gonna go by the first hitter of the game. I bet you guys felt that way on Saturday, huh? I’ll tell you, that kid Rich Hill led the team in strikeouts, runs allowed, and diapers blown through.

Anyhow, John McDonough thought it would be a good idea to throw your support behind another team, so you have something to root for. That said, this post is brought to you by- Christ, I can’t find it. The hell with it.

So, I see here you guys haven’t won a World Series in over 99 years. Not one goddamn World Series?

EDITOR’S NOTE: Harry, you can’t say “goddamn” in these posts.

That’s all right. No one’s reading, anyhow.

So, join in, Sons of the Second City. Holders of the Broad Shoulders. Get on the Indian bandwagon before it’s too late.

Come on. Join in wherever you are out there. Let’s hear you, Chicago. Let’s go Tribe!