Hire Jim Essian

Remember when I first got here and basically called you all a bunch of loser bitches? You're still a bunch of bitches, but at least you're only four Cubs wins/Brewers losses away from not being a bunch of losers. This year, anyways. Only in Indiana would a couple think that "Wrigley Fields" is a better name for their newborn ... Read More

What you lack in talent can be made up with desire, hustle and giving 110 percent all the time. -Don Zimmer ... Read More

Jurges was such a pimp, he was shot for breaking a woman's heart. Any man who inspired The Natural is man enough for the countdown. ... Read More

I just want to know whose ass I should kiss in the next week or so. ... Read More

Have the Cubbies run right out into the middle of the field. Have Keith Moreland drop a routine fly. Steve Goodman, A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request ... Read More

Why not? DeRosa has been huge for the Cubs this season, and I can't find a picture of Jody Davis's back. ... Read More

Don't cry, Cardinals fans. Or do. Because when you do, it's hilarious. ... Read More

Former teammate, Ryne Sandberg campaigned for Dawson's induction during his speech at his own Hall of Fame induction ceremony. "No player in baseball history worked harder, suffered more or did it better than Andre Dawson," Sandberg said of the rifle-armed outfielder known as "The Hawk." Sandberg continued, "He's the best I've ever seen. I watched him win an MVP for ... Read More

I think Jake requested my pirate picture in honor of Wednesday's "Talk Like a Pirate Day." In honor of that and in honor of Pittsburgh coming to town, here it is again. Feast your eyes on it, but don't you dare stare too long at Anita's cans. You know, as fun as it is being 1.5 games up on ... Read More

"Having (Randy) Hundley catch for you was like sitting down to a steak dinner with a steak knife. Without Hundley, all you had was a fork." - Fergie Jenkins (1970) ... Read More