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Cubs Magic Number Countdown: Mordecai Brown

Posted On 26 Sep 2007 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs. .

That old paw served me pretty well in its time. It gave me a firmer grip on the ball, so I could spin it over the hump. It gave me a greater dip.
-Mordecai “Three Fingers” Brown

Thanks to CT for the idea.

http://tjbrown.com T.J. Brown

The Balls.s\
T to E to C

Bravo.
CT

Your welcome.
bocaj

So the Magic Number is down to about 3.089?
http://thundermatt.com Jake

While being a great pitcher, Mordecai was deeply saddened by the fact that he couldn’t effectively administer the shocker.
CT

Something tells me that Mrs. Brown was more disappointed about that than Mordecai.
bocaj

I think Mrs. Brown was happy enough about where that couple inches of finger got relocated to… Eh, eh?
http://hirejimessian.com Bad Kermit

Are you suggesting that they sewed Mordecai Brown’s severed finger to the end of his penis?
bocaj

No! You pervert!
bocaj

Of course not, I meant that they detached his penis from his body, severed it and then inserted the finger in between and to it’s base with an artificial tube placed inside. Wow, I can’t believe you thought I meant the other… You have a sick mind.
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