To honor International Talk Like a Pirate Day, this be the post whar the gnashing of tooth, swilling of grog, and lamenting the state of the Cubs be going. If yar upset by the current state of the Cubs, let it all out. Here’s what be making me eyepatch itch:
- Zambrano can have himself a quick drop and a sudden stop, if ye know what I mean.
- Pujols waits until his team be out of it before hurting himself. Whar were ye injuries for the Carrrrrrdinals’ four games against the Cubs?
- The Star-Gazers be having a mighty suspicious rotation against the Brewers this week.
- TDubbs found an arrrrrrticle about the captain of the ship.
- The Redbeards be cryin’ about losin’ a game.
- Ye may be seein’ more of Soto before the season be done.
- No one be talkin’ about how the Cubs might go worst-to-first this year, save one.
- Soriano looks like he be runnin’ with a peg leg.
I hope ye be enjoyin’ the game tonight, landlubbers. You know Cesarrrrr is a Pirate now. Try to keep yar fingers away from each other’s keel-holes.
