Wait a minute! This book has no pages in it!White Sox general manager Kenny Williams signed up for four more years of incomprehensible postgame interviews, inappropriate swearing, misplaced arrogance, and flat-out bad baseball, as he agreed Tuesday to a contract extension through the 2012 season with Sox manager Ozzie Guillen.

After signing the extension, Guillen called Williams racist for only giving him four years instead of “seis anos.”